Never Underestimate the Power of The Gay
I don’t know this for a fact, but I have been told that Russians are notoriously homophobic.
Apparently, Sweden heard the same thing.
They are currently being pestered by Russian submarines off their coast. It is so troublesome, in fact, that Sweden is increasing its military defense spending because they suspect Russia is trying to start a cold war again.
Meanwhile, some peace-loving organizations in Sweden have created a stop-gap measure that seems to be working.
The Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society (SPAS) is to deal with encroaching Russian submarines in Swedish waters with a device emitting anti-homophobia Morse code.
The device – officially titled The Singing Sailor Underwater Defence System, but nicknamed the “gay sailor” – is a “subsurface sonar system”, which sends out the message: “This way if you are gay” in an attempt to deter apparently homophobic Russians.
“Welcome to Sweden: Gay since 1944” is written in English and Russian, in a reference to the year of decriminalisation of homosexuality in the Scandinavian nation.
And the best line of all….
Sweden is currently not a member of Nato. And thanks to the gay sailor defence system, it may never have to be.
Thanks to Deb and Craig for the heads up.
Them Swedes are so cool.
1Because they’re FABULOUS!!!
2Russia ia homophobic and very xenophobic.
3I love it when someone’s stupid prejudices can be used against them.
4At last, the Gay Agenda is revealed. The GOP needs to start treating them better. Gays might be the only reason we haven’t been invaded by Y’all Qaeda.
5@PKM, is “Y’all Qaeda” original with you? I might like to give the originator credit when I steal it.
6This is hilarious! I love Sweden.
7Swedish Peace and Arbitration Society
SPAS?
Singing Sailor Underwater Defense System.
SSUDS????
The mind boggles at the possibilities, each one in RuPaul’s voice:
Come on, you Russian sailor studs, drop the soap and let’s get SSUDSy!!! Your sub is long and hard and full of seamen, much like my SSUDS missile. I’ll be the little man in your boat any time! Shall I flood your torpedo tube… With SSUDS? Our SPAS have plenty of SSUDS, so you won’t be needing that bathing suit, just come as you are.
8You know, I was going to parody this, but it’s already perfect:
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/villagepeople/inthenavy.html
9As a public service to you, dear readers, I listen to Glenn Beck. I know, I know. Just keeping up with the enemy friends.
Recently he was warning his listeners about Senator Sanders’ declaration that America needed to be more like Scandinavian countries. Now that I have read this story, and I sure hope it is true, I think we have a fiscally responsible military defense system literally being handed to us here.
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