March 16, 2015 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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“Let us know if you plan to eat or only attend.”
They’re talking in codes! The end times are upon us!!
Translation: do we put this Israeli in the pot now, or do we explain to him later that Israelis are only place holders for the final rapture of the “good” Christians?
If there’s ever an honest debate between Zionists and Evangelicals, pass the popcorn. It will be more entertaining than the lions in the Coliseum.
1I wonder if they are having BBQ pork … that ain’t kosher! LOL
2I hope you right JJ and that Bibi fails to remain leader. What a loss to the world that would be, eh?
3Awwww
4His bio says he was born in St Petersburg Russia. He’s probably a Commie plant bent on coopting these fine Texas Republican wimmen. He was carefully trained in Israel by Mossad then during his time in Russia he received advance training in managing spies from SVR. In other words he hasn’t a single chance in he77 against these wimmen.
Since the sole purpose of his invite is to stick it to President Obama, it would be delicious if the Israeli citizens stick it to Bibi and his boys afore that. Wouldn’t need dessert.
5How’s about I just eat, but don’t attend? Think that’ll work?
6I am so looking forward to that election tomorrow. I hope Bibi and the boys get what they deserve…nothing.
7Ohferpeetsake! Are the Israelis that desperate? My! How they have fallen!
8Well you got to be ready for the Second Coming. If he is not coming to Texas, it will probably be Israel so we got to suck up to them. Republicans want to first in line.
9AliceBeth, scratch Texas. The Republicans will never find 3 wise men and a virgin in time for the Second Coming.
10PKM: If that weren’t so true, I’d laugh. Well, heck, I think I guffaw anyway. Good one!
11Mary R are you thinking what I’m thinking? Texas Republicans are still seeking that six year old who can out run her brother.
12Micr could very well be right about Mossad agents. I’m thinking iowa’s fruit loop junior sinator rilly was a kgb agent named Ivana Kuturnutzov so whose to say it couldn’t happen in Texas where there are more crazies per capita than in whitebread iowa?
13Do Republicans ever try to convert Israelis to Christianity?
If not, why not?
14@epo , the name “Ivana Kuturnutzov” made me laugh harder than I have in a week or two. Thanks!
15Everyday Freethought, Evangelicals attempt to convert everyone. But my understanding is that they reserve a last chance fire sale for Jews to convert seconds prior to the “Rapture.” As a lapsed Jew, not converted, some of the ‘finer’ details escaped me.
16Its them Mormons who convert folks after they are buried are the ones you got to look out for.
June,I thank you from the bottom of my heart. She really could be a kgb agent with her propensity for emasculating males. Might just as well use their so called strengths against them. It isn’t like I swear it is gospel and she is a public figure of some type. Besides it is fun for me and humour is the name of the game to get one through life.
17e platypus onion says:
March 16, 2015 at 8:12 pm
Its them Mormons who convert folks after they are buried are the ones you got to look out for.
And those were the ‘regular’ LDS Mormons, not the fringe FLDS variety. Next time Willard brags about his converts, someone should ask him: “dead or alive?” Isn’t it enough that the Evangelicals, missionaries and other door knockers pester us while we are alive that they have to go steroid ghoul grave thumping?
18Well, he iS sorta cute. Us old ladies ain’t always real discriminating being as we can’t see or hear very well, long as they have good manners.
19Sure hope the Sugar Creek Baptists know how to prepare a decent kosher lunch. Think they have corned beef and good rye bread up there?
20The church sounds like a suitable location. Why do I have the feeling they wouldn’t invite him over to the country club?
21Amen to that, Umpty.
22Eat and don’t attend. That reminds me of the begging letter we sent out once from a friends of the library where I was living: just send money and you don’t have to dress up and come to our banquet. We liked it and guess others did too.
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