Heads Up — Special Election Today!
Today is the special election for Texas House District 13 and that’s a frightening thing because of a woman named Becky Berger. I’ve told you about her before and how President Obama is running against her for Texas House District 13.
If you know anybody who lives in HD13 in Texas, make them go vote today.
Berger had two mailers hit people’s houses today. Here’s the first. I call it the goofy one: (Click the little one to see the big one.)
Yep – that’s why we celebrate the New Year. Ms. Berger is not in that picture.
And then the scary one, that’s brought to you by the letters W, T, and F.
Serious Conservative Firepower? Who the hell is she gonna shoot? “Texas is American’s last stand for freedom?” Yeah, Oklahoma, suck on that!
Seriously, call random people in Texas HD 13 and tell them to not vote for Becky Berger because if your butt ain’t conservative, she’s got firepower to fix it. Serious firepower.
Yee Haw!
Election results right here all night. https://team1.sos.state.tx.us/enr/results/jan13_183_state.htm?x=0&y=44&id=358
I love the WTF mailer!
1Freud or no Freud here we plainly see Conservatives were never about Democracy, they’re only about White Might Makes Right.
If what you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
If what you have is a gun, everything looks like….
These people worry me, and I am serious in saying that I think they’re disturbed and need help. They also need someone to sit them down and explain things like the US Constitution, because they have no freakin’ clue. Ditto the people who vote for them, and quite possibly the people who were supposed to have educated them.
2Where is the media? When certifiable whack jobs run for office, seriously, run a camera crew and microphone through the neighborhood.
Good rule of thumb: if you don’t like them living on your block, you probably don’t want them in your legislature.
Get out the word on the Bullshit Berger and get out the vote.
3Well, in Abilene we have the former Republican Party Chair, a female pharmaceutical rep with big hair, running against Stinky Steve for an open City Council seat that the Church of Christ’s candidate resigned from “for family reasons”. No clue why she resigned, she was just re-elected.
Stinky Steve is self-named in his little jingle about his cesspool and grease pumping service. He’s re-booted the sewer service jingle to fit election purposes, so instead of singing “he’s #1 with your #2, get on the phone and call Stinky Steve.” it now says “he’s #1 standing up for you, on election day let’s vote for Steve”. Priceless. And of course everyone in the area has heard the Stinky Steve commercial 5,000 times.
The big pharma rep looks fetching in her tv ads, dripping with diamonds, in hunting gear and a shot gun. No clue why you need to be pro-gun to be on City Council, but, hey, it’s Abilene. Guess you might. Stinky Steve ran against the incumbent who resigned after a few months in a run off back in May in the municipal election. He is incredibly Conservative, Miss Joy has the Realtors, et al, out working for her. My brother-in-law built her a big custom home about 10 years ago. It’s just Abilene at its finest.
Neither of these folks have a clue.
4Ode To Becky’s Last Stand
Brains don’t kill people
5People without brains kill people
It is sad the she wouldn’t even be the craziest person in our legislature IF she is elected.
6As of 8:39 pm, SOS results 88.46% of precincts reporting, Becky is in last place with 9.9% of votes
7Good luck to you! The last thing the Texas legislature needs is more crazies.
8Man, you must really suck if you come in last AND behind the one lone democrat. Time to go home. Louis gohmert can rest easy; he maintains his crown as craziest person in politics from the great state of Texas.
9What!!???!*&????????
They held a pajama party in Texas and didn’t invite Blake Farenthold?
10And speaking of candidates: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/poll-americans-now-consider-romney-stalker?mbid=nl_011215_Borowitz&CNDID=24472076&spMailingID=7415495&spUserID=MjczNzc1NTk0MTgS1&spJobID=601496682&spReportId=NjAxNDk2NjgyS0
11Hey, that whiskey tango foxtrot mailer is wayyyyy too reminiscent of the stuff we see of masked terrorists pointing their guns in training and when they are on the attack. Didn’t anyone around this clueless wad of DNA even pick up on that before releasing it? I would ask how dumb can you get but even though its a hypothetical question . . . well, you know.
12Lynn, it really does sound like the boys are getting the band back together again, hopefully for a farewell tour. Mittens looks and sounds like he’s jealous of Jeb getting all the attention. Mitt seems to be incapable of learning, especially after the video of him dissing the majority of Americans in favor of the 1% and, oh yes, that self-deportation thing. He can’t understand how at least those two are going to haunt him forever, and with his clueless, how he will continue to screw up just like that.
13Obie will be replaced by another godless liberal in the WH unless wingnuts can find another way to steal elections. They also cut IRS budget which oughta slow down tax returns etc. Have to point out which party cuts important monies like embassy security and tax returns. It sure ain’t fiscally responsible Dems.
14New bumper sticker.
GOP?
15WTF
“Godless liberal in the WH”? I *wish*, e platypus.
16Heh. The Dem got more votes than Crazy Becky. That says it all!
17So nobody got to 50%, does that mean another runoff?
It’s at least likely that 9% Batsh!t Becky won’t be in it, unless she has a sugardaddy with deep pockets…
Becky Berger REP 402 8.98% 1,076 10.82%
18Carolyn Cerny Bilski REP 1,937 43.31% 4,318 43.45%
Leighton Schubert REP 1,535 34.32% 3,259 32.79%
Cecil R. Webster, Sr. DEM 598 13.37% 1,283 12.91%
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Race Total 4,472 9,936
Precincts Reported 78 of 78 Precincts 100.00%
Oops, make that 11% Batsh!t Becky for the total.
19She seems less qualified as the average chia pet.
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