And If AnyBody Would Use One, It Would Be Lindsey!
Ms. Lindsey “Beauregard” Graham presented Joni Ernst with a welcoming gift to the United States Senate.
It’s a plaque for her office.
It says “Make ‘Em Squeal, Joni.”
(You might want to close your eyes at this point.)
Yeah. Lindsey Graham gave a woman a castration device.
Yeah. That happened.
Graham told ABC News that Ernst’s campaign ad “stuck with me,” prompting him to give Ernst the sign that reads, “Make ’em squeal, Joni.”
“That commercial was probably the most effective commercial in the last 20 years and this phrase I think is what that election is all about,” he said.
Personally, I think Lindsey wants to be first in line for the squealing part.
Thanks to Julie for the heads up.
Leave it to the Retardicans. Tacky as ever.
1He would be doing her a favor if he signed them both up for a remedial American history course at the local community college.
2“Personally, I think Lindsey wants to be first in line for the squealing part.”
Or already has been though the line…
3I think Lindsey is safe: Joni needs something to work with.
4Lindsey doesn’t know the difference between a burdizzo and a pocketknife. Burdizzo (plaque object) is designed to crush the cords but not leave any open wound–think the era of screwworms. A pocket knife is used to cut and remove. Both do involve squealing but Joni wouldn’t sound as good saying I know how to crush pork….
5Oh double yuk. Whatever you call that thing, not sure whether the burdizzo or a knife is involved, but when we happened onto a castrating party with a row of calves the guys doing it politely tipped their hats and said they were “working cattle”. They were raised not to offend ladies’ sensibilities.
6That Joni would be former KGB Agent “kutzurnutzov”Barbie Ernst.
Texas Sinators are Midnight Cowboy Barbie Cornyn and Cubanadian Defector Barbie Cruz.
7That thing might work on bulls but not on a boar.
8a joke in very bad taste
9Well, Lindsay was going to turn it into a lamp but discovered that it clashed with some of ht other “unique” stuff in his office like the paper flowers. As for Ernst, she will come to regret being known as the Castrating Senator. And I am not being snarky when I say that nominative cuts both ways.
10Make ’em squeal, Lindsey, with your manly posturing. That’s what this election is all about.
11Oh, Jon Stewart will have a field day with this one because you know how he loves Ms. Lindsey Graham and he does a perfect imitation of her/him/it!!
Dr. Pol, the TV Vet, uses one of these nut crushing devices on his show … Yow-ouch!!!
12And while Congress looks to “Make Them Squeal” as an effective measure for enacting legislation, our future pig overlords quietly experiment among themselves with bi-partisan compromise, to gather their forces (and weight) for an eventual escape, then overthrow of their factory farm existence…
13Hmm. I think Lindsey is going to have to strap on a set first.
14That is the tackiest thing I have seen since John Mitchell said that Katherine Graham would “get her tit caught in a wringer” if the WashPost printed any more Watergate stories, and Art Buchwald gave Graham a necklace with two charms: a little wringer and a little tit. But those weren’t intended for actual use.
15I just thought it was some kind of folding coat hanger.
16Was that the gizmo that did the job on Lindsey?
17Sound similar to the famous line from the sodomy scene in Deliverance i.e. “Squeal like a pig, boy.” I thought Republicans were against sodomy.
18Epic fail of what passes as GOP humor, Lindsay. Hate to break it to you Sparky, but you are one of those ‘establishment’ conservatives she is there to make squeal. Cruz, Ernst, Lee, Paul and the other Tea Baggers are not your friends; staying in the closet won’t make them like you. At best, maybe they’ll hate you a little less, if you stay in the closet.
19Something Graham need not worry about.
20From the mouths (and minds) of babes … I showed my little bride the picture above. Her only thought was “You boys’ll just say you’re safe ’cause that one’s just for small ****s.”
21Just when you think someone cannot stoop lower and show less class, Lindsey Graham is there to make us wrong. The man has no sense of decorum and dignity that should go with elected office.
22That device won’t work on Lindsey. It’s way, way too big.
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