And That’s Why They Were In College
Oh, Florida, sometimes I love you so much.
A couple got trapped in a closet for two days at Daytona State College.
Bless their hearts. Can you even imagine the horror of being trapped in a closet for two days? And then to get arrested?
Police were alerted to the couple when a distressed man called the police saying that his son was trapped in closet at the school.
Police had been led to the college campus by pings on a cellphone, per WFTV. Upon arrival, the couple — John Arwood (31) and Amber Campbell (25) — was found in the closet in the science building.
It was unknown as to why they were in there in the first place.
Unknown? Really? Not even a hint?
In an odd twist, the police state that the couple could have just gotten out of the closet at any time. The door locked from the inside so they simply could have walked out on their own.
Well, obviously not physic majors.
Detectives did notice the scent of meth when the two trapped in the closet exited. An object that is commonly used to smoke crack was also found in their possession.
Yep, no hint as to how they got into the closet, but I think we can figure on how they couldn’t get out.
Click the link and read the comments.
1Hey now, who among us in elementary school didn’t sneak into the closet for quick innocent kiss. Oops my bad, those were Floriduh grad students (ROFLMAO) who had to call home for instructions on how to get out of the closet. D’OH!
2Can anyone else hear the faint sound of Dueling Banjos in the background?
3Huh. If they couldn’t figure out how to use a doorknob, how’d they figure out how to use the cell phone?
Florida: America’s Insane Asylum.
4Just what Daytona State needs in the way of publicity! I wonder how many DSC grads are scraping the stickers off their bumpers right now? And the next Booster Club meeting has been cancelled.
5More examples of those needing to be culled from the herd.
6Favorite comment on the site: Why spend public money to keep them in jail? Just put them back in the closet.
Love the dollar sign tattoo on her throat. Real classy.
7Somebody please give each of them a “College” t-shirt like John Belushi wore in Animal House.
8Being Florida, they were probably arrested for coming out of the closet (and not carrying guns to shoot the lock off with). Sure, one was male and one was female – but when you listen to Fox News enough, catch phrases beat out reality every time.
9Good grief!! I’d have to imagine getting that dollar sign $ tattoo had to hurt like a sonofagun!!
The real hurt is getting caught and having it published at just how stupid they were and are!!
10Yall gotta google for ole Amber’s booking photo. She done got a dollar sign “$” tat on her throat. I’m wondering just what she is telegraphing to the world by that.
11Sorry I didnt refresh before I posted. I’m going to bed now.
12Maybe they were working on a doctoral dissertation about how Gays get into the closet to begin with.
13Laughing out loud again and sharing with my husband. Oh boy.
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