We Have So Much Crazy In Texas That We’re Exporting It Around the World

December 11, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Texas has sent a missionary brigade out into the world to spread crazy.

Adam-Livix-150x150Out of Israel this week comes a case that involves our country actually exporting this terror, as American Adam Livix was arrested for allegedly plotting to blow up Muslim holy sites.

Livix is a 30-year-old evangelical from Texas who left the United States last year when he was sought for drug-related charges. He has lived in Israel since March 2013, apparently overstaying his tourist visa (his charges include being an undocumented resident).

Yes, our rightwing Christian druggie undocumented aliens are teaching the world about Jesus and, as a special gift, how to blow crap up.

So remind me again who the terrorists are.

Thanks to Sharon for the heads up.

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0 Comments to “We Have So Much Crazy In Texas That We’re Exporting It Around the World”


  1. Micr says:
    December 11, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    So how many years before Texas is a net exporter of crazy?

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  2. Elise Von Holten says:
    December 11, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    If Texas could just keep the loons within the borders, then we wouldn’t have to worry about, Perry, Louie, or that deadly self proclaimed “God” (McCarthyist) Raphael (can’t keep me in Canada or Cuba) Cruz…we are not supposed to elect Texans to the White House, how soon we forget!

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  3. Cheryl says:
    December 11, 2014 at 3:12 pm

    You know, setting him in a field, with all of those like him – and pitting them against ISIS is a good idea. It keeps the fanatical crazy in one place – and leaves all of the rest of us alone.

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  4. maryelle says:
    December 11, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    I’m with Cheryl. Send him to Syria with a one way ticket and let’s see what’s left of this wacko after Isis discovers his special talents.

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  5. Henry says:
    December 11, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    I live in San Antonio, home of the retired colonel. Their numbers increase daily. At this rate, Texas will never be a net exporter of crazy.

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  6. Polite Kool Marxist says:
    December 11, 2014 at 6:12 pm

    Why isn’t he in an Israeli prison with a Palestinian room-mate?

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  7. maggie says:
    December 11, 2014 at 6:51 pm

    Ya know, he never did fit in at home. Had to go find his own self. Well, he now has all the luck of a snowball in hell.

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  8. LynnN says:
    December 11, 2014 at 10:09 pm

    What would Jesus smoke?

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  9. Katie Johnsonius says:
    December 12, 2014 at 9:37 pm

    Seems to me that Israel is a great place for him. Maybe they can naturalize him and make him Prime Minister. He has the right values. That is, if his plot was to blow up a Muslim holy site full of worshipers… the more children, the better.

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