Rick PAC was formed to help Rick Perry run for president of the United Damn States of America.

It has not helped.

This cycle, six whole people donated.  I guess you could make it better by saying, “How cow!  Rick got donations from more than the fingers on one hand!”

Three of those donated over $100.  Of those three, every single one of them is a lobbyist.

Okay, so that’s pretty bad.  Wanna see worse?

Of course you do.  You know you do.  Here you go —

Rick Perry’s name is so toxic that candidates in New Hampshire are returning his donations to their campaigns.

Republicans take money from felons and crooks without blinking an eye, but Rick Perry … well, uh, thanks but no thanks.  Hell, politicians all over America are buying 11 foot poles because they wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot one.

And Rick’s largest expense this cycle?  Lawyers.

Hey, it’s tough being under indictment while running for President.

So, bottom line:  those smart glasses ain’t working too well.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.