December 07, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
And one of those responsibilities is to promote the general welfare. How’bout we get a little more of that?
When was the last time Congress did anything but promote the welfare of the privileged few?
1They are talking about themselves and for once they are telling the truth. They are beyond broken–they are warped.
2So shutting down the government when they don’t get their way is their interpretation of promoting the general welfare.
3My interpretation of the threats and shutdowns is extortion.
If only there was a way to prosecute those buggers for their flagrant abuse of their power and theft of tax-payer dollars.
You don’t rilly believe that racist white pols would deliberately hurt their country,do you?
4I am reminded of something E Y Harburg wrote years ago:
No matter how high
Or great the throne…
What sits on it is
the same as your own!
Should I write a letter
5To my congressman?
Each congressman has
Two ends –
A sitting and a thinking end.
And since his whole success
Depends upon his seat…
Why bother, friend!
The Publicans keep telling us that government doesn’t work. Whenever they get control of any of it, they’re determined to prove themselves right (extreme right) about that.
Why anybody would vote for a candidate with that attitude is still waiting for an answer….
6Rhea, if it wasn’t so convoluted crazy, I’d be laughing. Ted Daffy Cruz, Jr. Shut it down, oh I didn’t shut it down, oops let’s shut it down again Cruz. And, his newest BFF, Crazy Ernst onward ho DC, we’ve come to destroy you.
The current crop of Republicans has no claim to making the government work, no solutions. Maybe they deserve their fond wish to roll history back 200-300 years; back to a time their crazy butts would have been tried for treason, sedition or a little of their favorite witch testing.
Come to think of it, Daffy Cruz does look more like a warlock than he does Joe McCarthy.
7Frankly I’d prefer Canadian-Cuban Ted selling shoes for a living. Or working the early shift at Starbucks.
8Micr, I wouldn’t want Daffy Cruz, Jr. anywhere near my feet or coffee. Canada didn’t want him, Cuba didn’t want him, and most sane Americans don’t want him. Maybe his Koch pals can find him a suitable job as a pH probe in a chemical waste treatment facility.
9I swear, EVERY TIME I see Ted Cruz my first reaction is that he looks just like Joe McCarthy.
10@PKM
11Surely someone with Canadian Cuban Ted’s “qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries.”
Personally, I think Cruz would do great picking tomatoes in the field. You know, those jobs Republicans always say the unemployed could be doing instead of the undocumented. I think we should unemploy Teddie boy and let him take one of those fabulous field jobs the Repubs think anyone should just love to do.
12Yeah, but you see when you harp on Cruz’s being Cuban…he can get you for being racist.
If you ding him for what he really is–selfish, mean, arrogant, power-mad and crazy–all he can do is puff up and shake his finger.
13Y’all have no idea how much easier my Canadian family is breathing since El Tedster became a 100% American citizen!
14Micr, you and Mary in San Antonio are killing me! I don’t want that slimy little warlock anywhere near my food, coffee and the deities forbid near the sheets on which I sleep.
While I can appreciate that Japan would not want to become his fourth home, surely we can find Daffy, Jr. a nice job in America in nuclear waste clean-up facility. The ratty science denier assures us it is safe, so I am certain he wouldn’t mind that his decision making be restricted to that of a probe. iirc Teabaggers have a fascination with probes.
Elizabeth, having a conversation with a self-serving puny narcissist is not in my bucket list, but I could make room for Ted, if he wants to debate who is Cuba’s best friend, he or me. Sport that I am, would spot him 500 points and his Dad in the lightning round. In fact, I would insist that Daffy, Sr. have a place of honor on the dais.
15Ted Cruz has the look and sound of a cabana boy working illegally for whitey wingnuts in the plush suburbs. Of course they wouldn’t want him to be seen by their neighbors or INS.
16Walmart could use him as a full time weiner handler. Story is that some Walmart stores in South Dakota hire Muslims as checkers and they won’t touch pork products in plastic or not.Syore has to have some other cashier or the customer themselves handle the meat. And don’t forget the fauxknee christians who won’t bake cookies for ickie Gays.
17@PKM
18Noted.
It’s just that when you stack qualifications v. job descriptions, useful things like javelin catcher and rifle range target holder fall off for Canadian-Cuban Ted.
epo, those weiner handlers do have a way of traveling, from SD to TX. I know some South Dakotans heading from SD to TX in a couple weeks. I am pretty sure some have handled weiners too, but probably not in a grocery store.
I hope I haven’t offended anyone. I’m only talking about a common meat product – really.
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