Sure, Rick, But …..
I got my weekly email from Rick Perry reminding me that Rick Perry is still alive.
This one had some stuff in it.
(Click the little ones to see the big ones.)
Okay, but actually “doing something” would be real different all by itself, ya know, Rick?
And then there’s this one —
Yeah, but the wisely do not say with who. Oh sure, up against anybody over at the morgue he looks good.
Run, Rick. Do it to me one more time, once is never enough with a man like you.
Ready to rumble physically and “intellectually” … wait, is this the same pRick Perry we all know and despise … even those of us who don’t even live in TX.
Perhaps he has actually perfected his “oooops” quotient!!
1No comment is the appropriate reposte to a press release announcing guv.pervey didn’t do something.
2Ready to crumble intellectually? Cottage cheese doesn’t crumble.
3The only way pRick wins an intellectual battle is if his opponent is unwilling to engage an unarmed opponent. Jimmy Jesus this guy’s gall bladder is the size of a basketball.
4Intellectually rumble withwhat? gov. Oops can be outwitted by a potted plant.
5I speak as representative of a world sorely in need of light entertainment. Run Rick Run!
6I don’t want him to run unless we get a guarantee in writing that we the taxpayers don’t have to pay for his security guards. We have enough problems already.
7If Rick is ready to rumble odds are he just had a bad burrito.
8Intellectual and rick perry should NEVER be used in the same sentence.
9Hey, I just ate! No fair!
10I’m sure that was a typo… Stumble, not rumble!
11P’raps all of the people in this thread would like to serve in a focus group for (fingers crossed) our next standard bearer for the Republican brand. The notion of a debate between pRick and
12Elizabeth Warren is too delicious to give up on. Help the man people! Rick Rick Rick!!!
Did Perry wait til the Ebola scare left Dallas to come home?
13He’s better strap on a heavy duty pair of Depends if he has to debate Senator warren, not to mention a teleprompter to help him remember Thing 3.
Go for it, Rick! Your first stop can be to rumble up at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport – in the Larry Craig Memorial Bathroom Stall. Wanna play footsie?
14How many tax dollars will he be getting in pensions – he already gets one…
15He ought to settle down to a retirement of playing golf in and around Myrtle Beach. That should consume the remainder of his Earthly existence as it has for countless other Republicans.
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