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Our Republican County Judge, who is a wholly owned subsidiary of all the developers and vendors in the county, has himself a Jim Dandy political sign.

Click the little one to get the full scope of the ugliest damn political sign in 20, 30 years.

“Yes, it is at a place that sells dirt and manure.  And it’s the worse smelling thing on the block,” Juanita says.  “Honey, it’s so ugly that your clothes droop when you walk by.”

“It’s as ugly as grandpa’s toenails,” Thelma starts.  “It’s ugly as hammered manure.  It’s ugly enough to scare bedbugs.  It looks like something the cat drug in and the dog won’t eat.  It’s ugly enough to …..”

“We get it, Thelma,” everybody said.

“Well,” Thelma added, “at least he won’t have to worry about anybody stealing them.”

“You’d think with all that vendor money he gets, he’d hire an artist.  Or at least somebody who isn’t color blind.”