Oh Please Dear Lord, Just One More Favor
Okay, y’all, when I heard Jodi Ernst’s acceptance speech, I knew that God had bestowed on me the gift of Cracker Cackling to poke fun at for the next two years.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkeZioNOYhI&list=PLVix8d69sPe70j4Ue4LTXTMm7VMOVOfmI
Y’all, that is not a laugh. That’s the sound that summons the flying monkeys.
However, there is a chance that it could get even better.
Louie Gohmert is considering, just considering mind you, running against John Boehner.
Asked Thursday on “The Steve Malzberg Show” on Newsmax TV whether he thought Boehner, an Ohio Republican, will retain his powerful seat on Capitol Hill, Gohmert replied: “It’s never over till it’s over.”
Gohmert, who is vice chair of the House Judiciary Subcommittee on Crime, Terrorism, Homeland Security, and Investigations, was then quizzed on whether he was interested in the job himself.
“I hadn’t planned on it. I’m running for the RSC chair,” Gohmert answered, referring to the Republican Study Committee, a group of House Republicans charged with advancing a conservative social and economic agenda.
Gohmert then added:
“But it’s always good when you have choices.”
Indeed it is.
There would be nothing better to kick off the new year than a Louiethon. Imagine Louie Gohmert leading the Republican majority!
Hey, quit cringing. It could not possibly get any worse and at least Louie is a whole boatload of fun.
Thanks to Kyle for the heads up.