Look Who Has Taken a Fancy To Louie Gohmert
Louie Gohmert just became Rick Santorum crazy.
Everything you need to know about Foster Friess. And more.
And then there’s the $2,500 donation from the National Beer Wholesalers PAC,, which is gonna be hard to explain down at the Baptist Church where Louie claims to be a deacon.
Wouldn’t you love to see Louie and Rick Santorum locked in a stuck elevator together and try to out-righteous each other? I’d pay money to see that!
The “religious” GOP filaments make for some interesting clown car crazy. Loopy Louie and Frothy Santorum fighting to rise above the quicksand hypocrisy without flotation devices. We can only hope that Dick Cheney mistakes them for fish in a barrel.
1Freiss is a real piece of work.
2For all you non-Baptists patrons of the Salon…
3Q: How many Baptists do you take fishing with you?
A: At least two. If you take only one he (yes, there is gender bias here) will drink all your beer. If you take two they won’t drink in front of each other. 🙂
Dang, I knew it! This proves my case! Louie is into alcohol, or at least its into him!
4I suspect that if Louie drank lots of beer he would become more coherent, not less. I mean, he’s only got one direction to go.
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