Oh Hell Yes, It’s Louie!
Okay, we have the Louie Trifecta today. Louie has done broke the Dumb-O’-Meter.
First off, I know you’ve seen it in the comments, but here’s a reminder to watch Stephen Colbert singe Louie’s short hairs over gays in the military.
Second off, Louie says that we cannot trust Wendy Davis because … wait for it … she’s been divorced. Divorced. You know, unlike like Ronald Reagan, Newt Gingrich, John McCain, Rush Limbaugh …
… Karl Rove, Dan Patrick, Bob Dole, Dick Armey, (have I made my point?)
Of course, they are men. Men can get divorced.
Third off (I told you he was going for the Wacky Gold, by gawd!), Louie is trying to scam the Federal Elections Commission by taking illegal campaign contributions.
They warn him …
Although the Commission may take further legal action concerning the acceptance of excessive contributions, your prompt action to refund, redesignate, and/or reattribute the excessive amount will be taken into consideration.
Lemme see, if I robbed a bank and got caught could I get off if I gave it back? Hell, it’d be worth a couple of tries if that’s true.
So, there you have it, the one day Louie Goof-a-thon!
Thanks to everybody for the heads up!