Thank You, Andy Borowitz.

October 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Its an idea so crazy that it just might work!

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report) — A controversial new bill in the Texas House of Representatives would require those running for governor to show proof of the minimum I.Q. necessary to perform the duties of the office.

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“I know that the folks behind this so-called bill are well meaning,” Dorrinson said. “But if this had been enacted fifteen years ago, it would have choked off our supply of governors.”

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  1. So the problem is……..?
    Sounds like more of a solution to me.

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  2. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    maryelle, my first reaction, too. What’s the downside?

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  3. Shoulda been in place 25 years ago so Dubya coulda been excluded.

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  4. And then can we get a test to see whether aspiring voters have been paying attention? Parroting the ignorance and bigotry of certain media sources would disqualify you. And no, ignorant bigots don’t “deserve representation too.”

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  5. The legislature will pass this bill only if the minimum IQ is set at 50. And that would be a stretch goal for some.

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  6. Choke! I like that!

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  7. Marcia in CO says:

    Perhaps it should be a requirement in ALL states, not just in Texas.

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  8. Yes. The standard should be higher than the ability to write your initials in the snow with urine.

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  9. Ralph Wiggam says:

    IQ tests are subjective. I suggest a more objective test. The winning candidate in any election must be able to count up to the total number of votes they receive.

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  10. “Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

    I’ll extend that to the governorship of Texas.

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  11. daChipster says:

    Andy Borowitz – he’s like the Funyums of political satire – a dry, pale, tasteless imitation of the actual Onion.

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  12. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Micr, after we bury those old blooming idiots is a good time to discuss writing our initials in the dirt or snow over them.

    Meanwhile, how about once the digits of their IQ are exceeded by the digits of their age, they must retire, or in many cases be automatically culled from election at an early age. Daffy Cruz, Jr. for example.

    In the good news, Alison Lundergan Grimes is hanging tough in KY. Go Alison! C’mon Wendy and Leticia, Texas needs you!

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  13. @TalG: That brought me a chuckle.

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  14. @Mel: Maybe the candidate’s IQ should range about 100 points higher than the candidate’s age. This in reaction to the recent tradition that Texas governors’ IQs shall be about equal to the air temperature of their offices.

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