Because He Doesn’t Know Any Pretty People
Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Corbett’s campaign website is all made-up. You know, kinda like the Republican Party.
All the group shots of Corbett on the website are Photoshopped including this one.
There are no attractive black women who would smile at Tom Corbett so they used a stock photo.
Then other stock photos were discovered on his site.
Truth be known, we’re not all that sure that Tom Corbett is real. We think maybe they found a fading actor in Hollywood to pose for Corbett’s picture along with all these there people who have never heard of Tom Corbett.
Bless his heart, all his friends are too damn ugly to appear on his website. Well, at least that’s what he thinks. Personally, I think his friends should throw darts at his website.
Thanks to Claudia for the heads up.
Silly GOP. First they alluded to their imaginary obligatory minority friends. Now it’s all out Photoshop hustle. Desperate and down by 20+ in the polls, this sucker is done.
May Sam Brownback follow the flow, along with Mitch the Kentucky disconnect.
1Oh bless his heart. I’m sorry but that is just strange.
2And the wizard woman said, “stick a fork in him . . .”
Seriously missing wizard women like Molly Ivans and Ann Richards!
3Much to my chagrin he is a real tax cutting Repugnicant
4He does not have any friends. He was asked to not march in a parade in Pittsburgh a couple weeks ago.
5If you follow the link you will find out commenters there think, first that “everyone does it”, that is photoshops photpgraphs used in political pieces/propaganda and as a corollary it’s therefore only mentioned “cause a Repub did it” and “it’s non-news” anyway, so who cares.
He should morph into one image pictures of all the people that voted for him last time or intend to vote for him this time. There can’t possibly be that many. Then post the morph photoshopped with hisownself.
6When they said “Photoshop can be your friend,” I don’t think this is quite what they had in mind…..
7Organized labor uninvited Corbett to the Labor Day Parade in Pittsburgh. Among others, the teachers’ union refused to march if he did, since he has cut over a billion dollars from the education budget while allowing the oil companies carte blanche with no extraction fees for their fricking fracking and water polluting. He is a typical big business and screw the middle class R and he is going down! Thank God his Voter ID was struck down by a great PA judge, Bernard L. McGinley.
8He’s the new manager secretly employed by corporate raiders to run a company (in this case the state of PA) into the ground so the vultures can pick up what’s left for a song (he’s tried and failed to privatize the state lottery and liquor stores). He’s trying piece meal to convert the state to all for profit charter schools by declaring school districts to be failing and in distress. He won’t abide an extraction tax on PA natural gas (even Texas has one.) Funny thing is, he promised to do all this, and some people who voted for him are surprised. (“I knew he could do it, but I never thought he would do it to me.”)
9Tom Corbett is what happens when Democrats don’t vote. It’s nearly Halloween–use him to scare out voters in other states. Meantime, the Washington Post says Corbett is going down:
10http://www.politicspa.com/pa-gov-washington-post-ranks-pa-as-most-likely-state-to-see-a-gov-switch/61176/