Now, y’all know how I feel about Republican Congresscreep, Randy Neugebauer.  Any man who lives in a desert and spends his campaign contributions on a yacht he keeps in Washington DeeCee has been in Washington DeeCee way too long.

Randy wants to pimp your ride.

$1,500 worth of Car Window Clings from the Congressional Prayer Caucus Foundation?  Don’t you wonder what the hell they say?  I did.

So, through the miracle of modern big time journalism, I looked it up.

Here ya go.  For $5.00, you can buy yourself one of the uncolorful and unimaginative clingy thingies.

Fifty cents of every $5 goes to a veteran group sponsored by Mike Huckabee.  Fifty whole cents.  Imagine that!

The rest goes to shove God down your throat.

Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.