The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is …
It’s nice to know that redneckery is keeping an eye on America in these troubling times.
Over in Hurley, Mississippi, police found a woman taking things from cars that were parked in a high school parking lot. At first glance, it appeared that she was stealing sunglasses and other things of value.
Not true.
Jackson County authorities say a 41-year-old Hurley woman who was caught stealing from East Central High School students’ vehicles claimed she was looking for members of the terrorist group ISIS.
Lisa Carol Roche is charged with commercial burglary of an automobile after authorities say she was caught stealing sunglasses and other personal items from vehicles.
She told authorities she was looking for members of the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria, the terrorist group that has made international headlines.
This is not her first time to be arrested. It is, however, the first time she was on a mission of international intrigue. It is my belief that she should get extra points for that and a position with the Rick Perry for President campaign.
Thanks to Brian for the heads up.
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1Press secretary?
2She looks the part.
Wonder if she’s planning on getting her entire face tattooed!! Might be an improvement, eh?
3What was she going to do if she found ISIS members inside someone’s car? Blind them with her tattoos? Poke them in the eye with stolen sunglasses? How would she know if they were ISIS, ask them for ID?
I hope that the kids at East Central High take note at the perfect example of what a lack of good education gets you…stupid enough to believe the bedwetters in this country.
4Maybe she can go work in the Midland Sheriff’s Dept. Sounds like she would fit right in.
5Always thought that way too much tattoo-ing could get in the bloodstream and end wrecking damage in the brain. This is one of those times when it looks as if I just may be proven right!
6I’ll have to remember that one in case I’m ever caught with someone else’s goods in my hand. “But I was just… looking for members of ISIS in this parking lot! That’s it!”
Sounds like her brain has lost traction.
7……and such a pretty girl.
8I’m going to give credit where credit is due. I only wish she had developed her sleuthing techniques back in 2002, and then President G.W. Bush, VP Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfeld would have followed her lead.
Looking for Saddam Hussein in American high school parking lots would have gotten us in a lot less trouble. Maybe at some point those three “leaders” would have tried out some of the weed they found and come up with at least one or two good ideas between the three of them.
9So I ran my first comment by my little bride. No. NSFW.
Draft 2. No. Name calling and you don’t know/cant prove that.
Draft 3. No. No. No.
I don’t like tats.
10If she wanted to use that excuse, she should have used it to rob a liquor store, a bank or at least a quickie-mart. Why waste such a good excuse on teenager’s sunglasses?
11Rick @9 — You’re absolutely right! Timing is everything.
Micr @10 — I don’t like tats either, and she’s a good example of why I don’t like them.
12She doesn’t already have a position of importance with Perry for President?
13Good God! Is this what Mississippi does to you?
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