I guess my favorite Jesus Showing Up story is in Wild Peach, Texas, where Jesus appeared on the laundry room floor.

But, mostly Jesus shows up on food.

I have never had the honor of meeting The Food Jesus.

Okay, okay, maybe I have and just don’t know it because I have never seen a photo of Jesus.  So there’s that.

Up in Michigan, the St. Andre Bessette Church Festival was bless with Jesus on a pierogi.  Chairman of the festival, Robert Hellar, tells the story ….

“I was in the taco booth making taco’s, and they came up to me and said ‘Jesus love polish food more than Mexican food’ and I asked why,” Heller said.

That’s when he saw the pierogi.

“I was shocked. I looked at it, and you can definitely see the face of Jesus,” Heller said.

That is shocking.  Really shocking.  They have tacos in Michigan?

I don’t want to rain on anybody’s parade but I think it looks like the love child of Charles Manson and Frank Zappa.

The church is currently keeping it in the freezer.  Which, to me, seems like a mean thing to do to Jesus.