I Knew It! I Knew It! They Stink!
You know how I have to ask God’s forgiveness every day for hating Republicans?
Yeah, but now I have an excuse. They stink.
In a study recently published in the American Journal of Political Science, lead investigator Rose McDermott, Ph.D., of Brown University, found that adults were more likely to be attracted to the body odors of people who had similar political beliefs and repelled by the body odors of those with opposing ideologies.
Since I smell really good, that must mean Republican do not. And, come to think of it, most of them do smell like they’ve got a week old pound of crawfish in their back pocket and a goat under each arm. Or at their politics do.
Thanks to Scott for the heads up.