Oh, September has started off with a bang!  (See what I did there?)

In the case of the worst backseat driver ever, a 20 year old Michigan man is lucky to be recovering after —

A 20-year-old Mount Clemens man collapsed in the parking lot of Mount Clemens High School on Monday morning after he was accidentally shot in the back by a backseat passenger in the car he was driving, according to police and school officials.

The victim told investigators he was driving a Pontiac Aztek on Orchard Street in Mount Clemens when an acquaintance who was in the back seat of the car accidentally discharged a handgun.

A Florida deputy sheriff shot up three people in a Wendy’s Restaurant with the help of his two year old son.

As stated in the report, the dad, Sgt. Matthew Magish, was standing in line inside the Wendy’s when the misfire occurred. Magish had a personal semiautomatic pistol inside the pocket of his pants that went off when, as he said in the report, his son “stuck his hand into his pocket looking for a snack.”

Yes, I always keep my gun in my snack pocket, too.

And in Kentucky, a man who was squirrel hunting found a squirrel.  Turned out to be hisownself.

Shane Helvey, 33, Paducah, was flown to St. Mary’s Medical Center in Evansville after the accident, according to the Union County Sheriff’s Office.

While attempting to get across a fallen tree, Helvey accidentally discharged his .22-caliber rifle into his shoulder, authorities said.

Thanks for the entertainment, NRA!