Yeah, this happened.

A Macon man was treated at Coliseum Northside hospital Thursday after he accidentally shot himself in the penis.

The man was parked at the gas station at about 9:30 p.m. when he attempted to holster his .45. Immediately after the gun went off, he drove to a friend’s house in Lake Wildwood. When he got to the friends house, he took off his pants and saw that he had “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.” The spent round fell onto the floor.

Yes, if you ever shoot yourself in the penis, go to a friend’s house and show him before you go to the emergency room.  I mean, you need witnesses to this, right?  And while you’re at it, show him your hiney and that you can fart spent rounds.

This certainly makes the Fun With Guns Hall of Fame.  We’re gonna retire this guy’s jersey.  Famous last words, “Hey Jim Bob, watch what I can make come out of my butt!”

Thanks to everybody and Aunt Matilda for the heads up.