I just got a text that Ray Rice is no longer a football player.  Not ten minutes later, I read that Fox News wasted no time in finding someone to blame for Rice’s criminal behavior —

Fox News host Andrea Tantaros wasted no time during Monday’s episode of “Outnumbered” directing anger at President Obama and the Democrats over a video reportedly showing NFL star Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee in an elevator.

“I wanna know, where is the President on this one?” Tantaros asked, after a brief throat-clearing about the NFL’s obligation to react to the tape.

What the hell?  You know the flooding in Phoenix?  What does the President say about that?  Huh?  He sure is being quiet about that, too.

I mean, Rice is black and the President is a Muslim Kenyan so that must know each other, right?

Crap.