Rolling stinkin’ hellfire on tumbleweed, Daddy Rafael Cruz is schoolin’ the black folks on how to be good Republicans.

I have not heard talk like this unless it was coming from under a white hood.

The Western Williamson Republican Club had a meeting encouraging people to come hear Raphel Cruz speak about American exceptionalism.

The father of Republican Texas Sen. Ted Cruz said black people “need to be educated” about Democrats, so that they will vote Republican. Cruz, who made the comments at the Western Williamson Republican Club August meeting, added “the average black does not” understand that the minimum wage is bad. […]

Dude, the average black understands slavery.  The average black knows that without a minimum wage, you’d pay your workers a quarter an hour.  Yeah, Cruz, the minimum wage is bad because it’s too little pay for a fair day’s work.

He then recounts a conversation he had with a black minister in California, who remained nameless because this conversation never happened, about how uneducated blacks are.

“I said, as a matter of fact, ‘Did you know that civil rights legislation was passed by Republicans? It was passed by a Republican Senate under the threat of a filibuster by the Democrats,’” Cruz told the audience. “[He said] ‘Oh, I didn’t know that.’ And then I said, ‘Did you know that every member of the Ku Klux Klan were Democrats from the South?’ ‘Oh I didn’t know that.’ You know, they need to be educated.”

Okay, so here’s this dude who sided with Castro while in Cuba, bribed a government official to be allowed to leave Cuba, left his wife and two small children, went to Canada and became a Canadian citizen, left the Catholic church, remarried, became an evangelical Christian and then became an American citizen in 2005.  Why would I not trust this guy? I mean, he has such a stable background with a consistent ethic.

These two are so damn arrogant that if you stuck a pin in them they’d fly around the room backwards for days making bathroom sounds.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.