DUCK! No, Seriously, Get The Hell Outta the Rio Grande.

August 03, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Y’all what the hell is he wearing?  Is that a life jacket or papal vestments?

I think he’s signaling drones with his dome.

No, seriously what the hell is he wearing?

Please note that they won’t take the boat away from the dock with Louie aboard.

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  1. Glen Maxey says:

    I’ve always heard… the bigger the gun, the smaller the manhood. So we now know another factoid that explains Louie.

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  2. If we’re lucky, that’s a life jacket that’s not inflated, and he’ll fall in without anyone noticing.

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  3. For guys who are severely weighed down with armaments, a cruise on the river in an unimpressive craft may not be the best plan.

    Especially if they let Louie pilot it.

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  4. Notice that nobody else wants their face visible in the photo. Good choice.

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  5. DPS has six of these boats at half a million dollars per, funded primarily by the OMG the Federal Government. As far as I’ve seen they are used as props for photo shoots.
    The US-Mexican border runs thru the middle of the deepest channel in the Rio Grande river. If the boat strays over the line, does it constitute an Armed incursion into a sovereign country?
    Can you see the ramifications of running hard aground on the Mexican side with Louie, Rick, and Sean?
    On second thought, we need a bigger boat.

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  6. Good point, TTPT. I wouldn’t want to be seen with that idiot either.

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  7. Sunnyjane says:

    Oh good God! That thing must be his weenie backpack. The others seem to have similar. I dunno…being Louie, it could be just about anything.

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  8. OldMayfly says:

    This brings to mind Robert Burns’ verse:

    “Would this gift the Giftee gie us,
    To see ourselves as others see us.”

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  9. Unfortunately, Rhea, they’ve idiot proofed life vests. That one self inflates. So, even Goober can’t mess it up.

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  10. Ralph Wiggam says:

    The gun doesn’t appear to be loaded. But Louie is.

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  11. A good Baptist(?) in papal anything??? Nah. Life preserver type thingy? If so where is the rip cord that would inflate it once in the water? And pretty much around his neck? Fully inflated? Think of it!!

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  12. Sandridge says:

    Those DPS $1M+ Yellowfins sure are getting a PR workout. Our tax dollars at ‘work’.

    Notice that in previous (staged) events with pRick Perry and Hamnity, et al., they got issued ceramic armored vests (body armor/flak jackets).
    Not poor Louie, unless he’s got one stuffed under his oddly bagged shirt (I’m thinking he’s got a snack bag in there).

    All grinnin’ idjit Louie gets is an ill-fitting inflatable PFD (lifejacket). Of course the boat may not have even left the dock.
    BTW, with the way that PFD looks on him, even if it autoinflated if Louie went into the water, he would slip right out of it…of course most of the Rio Grande is only hip deep anyway (I own a number of inflatable PFD’s, and they all have some serious ‘around the body ‘ straps to keep you attached, so somebody might consider Loony Louie expendable…).

    Louie with his hand on a twin M240 makes me real nervous for some reason. At least he seems to have a firm grip on it, unlike his limp-wristed predecessors…

    Y’all do realize that EVERY effen pandering Republican politician in the whole effen U.S of A. is going to be burning up OUR Texas tax dollars making (faked) photo-ops down there on La Frontera del Rio Grande until the 2016 election is over, don’t you?

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  13. Brenda Reiss says:

    First I want to say I have been enjoying your comments and I get a much needed laugh eneryday.
    The thing he is wearing is a life jacket that inflates when it hits the water. My husband and I were sailboaters for 35 years and we bought oursleves this type as it is the most comfortable to wear.

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  14. W. C. Peterson says:

    Is it his Official Boy Scout Merit Badge Sash? It looks like an Official Boy Scout Merit Badge Sash.

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  15. Fred Farklestone says:

    I’ll bet King’s getting a woodie just by being close to those M-240’s! After all he was a hero in Vietnam, wasn’t he?

    http://www.shelbycountydemocrats.com/blog.asp?bkey=18&Akey=

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  16. not much of a “macho” image

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  17. Fred Farklestone says:

    How come Louie’s all by himself and I wonder if they ever left the dock?

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  18. Old Fart says:

    I’m in New England. I’m surprised there’s enough water left in the Rio to float a dingy, let alone a gunboat, by the time all the upstream states get through draining it. Or is just enough kept in the river to act as a barrier?

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  19. Wanna bet they took the firing pin out before they let Louie near it.

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  20. This photo tells you everything you need to know about Louie Gohmert, Clown Prince of the GOP.

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  21. screecherguy says:

    Another day, another photo of some friggin’ Republican humpin’ a machine gun.

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  22. e platypus onion says:

    With Gohmert in control it begs the question which end of the machine gun is most dangerous to one and all. Next week Louie and Perry will don coonskin caps and defend the Alamo from these filthy little liars.

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  23. e platypus onion says:

    Gohmert will show up on Fake Noise demanding a purple heart for taking hostile fire(written and verbal barbs) from Libs. Hannity will surely put him up for it.

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  24. Marge Wood says:

    Good grief.

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  25. Monkey see, monkey do. That should be the GOP logo…a howler monkey. Another Republican fool acting like he is Protector in Chief. Send them all back to the zoo they call the House of Reps. with their ineffectual ringmaster, Orange-itan.

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  26. BLAST THOSE TODDLERS TO SHREDS!!! WHAT A HE-MAN!

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  27. e platypus onion says:

    That thing around Louie’s scrawny lil neck is the latest trend in neck massagers. Neck feels tight,pull the trigger and feel that soft,gentle massaging action while you hose down those filthy little lying scum from Central America. Jesus would.

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  28. What @Cole said!

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