July 08, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Hilarious! But the R’s will think this is real and outlaw pipecleaners.
1This just leaves me speechless. A project for the kids?! What kind of people are these?
2I needed a little levity. Thanks, JJ.
3Love the way she slipped in the info that Hobby Lobby supports through investment those companies that actually make IUDs and morning after pills.
4I can’t stop laughing.
5If you’re into cheap Chinese birth control, Hobby Lobby also has an LED party pack for men.
http://shop.hobbylobby.com/assets/1/14/DimThumbnail/351403_1.jpg
6Three cheers to that young woman for not bursting out in hysterical laughter all through her script!
7Somehow this reminds me of the subtly of George Carlin about 1971 or 2 or 3. His premise was birth control would now have to move into the mainstream so pharma would need snappier names and marketing, including a birth control pill that only worked some of the time, called BabyMaybe. Other names were MommyNot, PoppaStoppa, and a few I probably shouldn’t repeat.
8Looks like I found my Christmas Tree theme this year!
9Lorraine in Spring–I’m with you!
10So, I guess this is what’s called parody?
11You are laugh-out-loud funny, Lorraine.
12We should all send some to the 5 Substandard Supremes, in Christmas colors.
Laughing. Gonna share that one.
13While you ladies decorate miniature Christmas trees with everything the “5 Substandard Supremes” (thank you, Maryelle) have taken from ladies reproductive rights to send to the Opus Dopie Diem, I’ll do my best to convince the old fossils that those LED balloons are party hats meant to be drawn over the other head and tied tight at the throat.
Had a nice relaxing weekend, still dreaming, but hopes of a Democratic House to impeach the Vatican Five is a little out of reach. Still smarting that Dubya’s war criminals were given a pass, when the Dems did have the House.
14I think these instructions should be printed up and slipped into those little racks at Hobby Lobby, next to the cards with instructions for knitting your own diaphragm.
15Everything is made better with googly eyes. In fact googly eyes are the bacon of the crafts world!
16PKM:
Please don’t call them the Vatican Five. Not with this extraordinary pope we’ve got for this go round. He’s way more progressive than the Five Sleazy Supremes aka the Five Substandard Supremes.
(Full disclosure: I’m not now, never have been and never will be Catholic.)
17Marion (formerly known as MM), point well taken. There is a definite distinction between the benevolent Pope Francis and those five, who I should have more correctly identified as of the Opus Dei faction. As with any religion, most Catholics are very much worthy of respect. And, with many religions, there are factions that cause concern, like Rick Santorum and the “Five Substandard Supremes.”
18Do y’all remember when folks were afraid that JFK would “take orders from the Vatican”? A Catholic President? Oh, my!
We’re living in BizzaroWorld today.
Thank God for googly eyes and TWMDBS.
19Lorraine in Spring, my father was a boy, when JFK was assassinated. As he recollects, that was when “Papist,” became a slur among bigots. To me it means “one who follows the Pope.” Pop sure had fun explaining to me that while a word does have legitimate meaning, there are those who can twist a word so that the rest of us are better off not using it lest we be confused with the offenders. Sort of like there are so many dog whistles out there that my ears are ringing.
After Grumpy McCain released the Word Salad from Alaska on us, held the TV remote with one finger on the mute function, before she could blow out my ear drums.
But I am getting old now, too. I can remember back to when C-SPAN wasn’t a bad joke.
20Polite Kool Marxist I agree with you about all you said.
21When JFK was assassinated, I just came back home from work in Brussels Be. I came to America in 65 and became USA citizen in 71.
My memory is still here and at the time the democratic party was all the KKK’s, Jesse helms and other like him change party because of Johnson sign that bill for the blacks.
That is why there was a great change from dems to repugs
Now we have to explain to the ones who never see news and do not know what party has stop this POTUS getting anything done. this is really sad because the people loose