Priest.  Soccer.  Homosexual.  Seriously.

A Russian Orthodox Priest has claimed that the World Cup is an abomination because players wear brightly-coloured shoes.

Writing in his column on Russian People’s Line, Priest Alexander Shumsky claimed that players are promoting a “gay rainbow” by wearing green, pink, yellow and blue shoes.

He said: “Wearing pink or blue shoes, [the players] might as well wear women’s panties or a bra.

“The liberal ideology of globalism clearly wants to oppose Christianity with football. I’m sure of it.

Me, too. Totally sure of it.

Quit snickering.  I’m happy to know that our Super DeLux Brand Christians have some decent Russian competition.

Wasn’t it Pat Robertson who thought the Teletubbies were gay?

The priest also criticized the “unthinkable” hairstyles of some of the players in the tournament.

Well, at least the Teletubbies don’t have that problem.

Thanks to Carol for the heads up.