And They Want To Do Away With The Department of Education?

September 05, 2010 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

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Proof that Tea Parties make you stoopid —-

The sign says that is paid for by the West Fort Bend County Women’s Club PAC.

“No such organization is registered with the Texas Ethics Commission,” Juanita reports.  “If there was such an organization, I would be a member because I fit all the qualifications. I live in the west part of the county and I have ta-tas, which is pretty damn cool if you ask me.  If there was a women’s club, they would want me as a member.  I not only own a dictionary, I can do hair.  I am in high demand.”

“There is, however, a West Fort Bend County REPUBLICAN Women’s PAC and they get the vast majority of their money from male elected officials.  Of course.  Where else do Republican women get money?  They most certainly won’t part with any of their own.”

Republicans are so terrifically proud of this sign that they up it in the window of their headquarters.

“I strongly considered putting a note on the window that said, ‘What Will The Children Think?’ but Thelma said it’s not nice to make fun of ignorant people.”

“They were probably home schooled,” Thelma noted.

“Well, you’d think that maybe they should have listened in Sunday school,” Juanita replied.

When Jesus saw that he had answered wisely, he said to him, “You are not far from the kingdom of God.” And from then on no one dared ask him any more questions.

Yep, that’s it.

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