After providing the entire country with some good ole Texas Idiot humor by comparing homosexuality to alcoholism – except that driving while homosexual rarely kills anyone – Rick Perry stepped up to the confessional.

I readily admit, I stepped right in it,” Perry said.

No, no, you’re stepping right in it right now, Rick.

So, yesterday you horrified the 80% of Americans who think.  Now you’ve horrified the other 20% who decide who the GOP Presidential nominee will be.  You’re screwed, glued, and tattooed, Rick.

Rick says he should have talked about jobs and the economy instead.  Oh, that’ll work.

Q:  How do you feel about abortion, Mr Perry?

A:  I think we should get them there – whatchamacallit? oh yeah, fetuses – some damn jobs.

Q:  And how do you feel about the situation in Iraq?

A:  I look at it this way – the military provides high risk, low pay jobs.  I’m for jobs.

Hell, it works better than trying to remember three things at once.

Thanks to everybody for the heads up.