And That’s Why Canada is Celebrating!

June 14, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

Ted Cruz formally renounced his Canadian citizenship.

 

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They say that he was notified by letter, but I suspect there were balloons and a fruit basket involved.

 

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0 Comments to “And That’s Why Canada is Celebrating!”


  1. Sanborne Addison says:

    Hitler did that.

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  2. SomedayGirl says:

    If Canada’s giving us sole custody of Cruz, I think we should demand they do the same for dual-citizen Ryan Reynolds…

    http://www.stellarpath.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/ryanabs.jpg

    They need to ease our pain a bit.

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  3. Now all he has to do is become King of Texas and renounce U.S. citizenship.

    He want to, ya know.

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  4. I was waiting for Obama to trade Justin Bieber.

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  5. 1smartcanericanâ„¢ says:

    One less Canerican is a good thing for Canada, less so for America! 😉

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  6. Wa Skeptic says:

    He still can’t be POTUS.

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  7. Dang it! Canada has all the luck!

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  8. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    Wa Skeptic, in Ted’s case it would be impotus. He might carry Texas and maybe Pigsticker’s district, but he has no appeal, except to Dominionist ding dongs.

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  9. Did he ever renounce his Cuban citizenship (through his Cuban father)?

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  10. Marcia in CO says:

    But you know he is going to do everything he can to run for POTUS and, hopefully, he’ll waste a ton of money and only win the Laughing Stock of the Year award!!

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  11. UmptyDump says:

    Looking at it another way, this news ain’t so good. Come time for Cruz to be deported, where can they send him?

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  12. It may become a seven day holiday there soon along with foods made of bread and eggs that the children will all hate.

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  13. RepubAnon says:

    Dateline: November 2016: Canada began building a large fence across its border with the US after Ted Cruz sought to reinstate his Canadian citizenship.

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  14. maryelle says:

    I’m still hoping that something turns up which scuttles his American citizenship, so we can pack him on a raft to Cuba with his Dad.
    Can you imagine the celebration????

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  15. Marge Wood says:

    Hey, that’s a good idea. Ship him and his economic development ideas to Cuba. I’ll chip in on a ticket, if he’ll stay there.

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  16. Morley Bolero says:

    I wondered why the air seemed fresher, the sky a little bluer and the grass a little greener this week.

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  17. Took him long enough. My divorce went through quicker.

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  18. e platypus onion says:

    You guys and gals are a riot!!! Humor is everywhere,but it is built in in wingnuts.

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  19. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    $$$$ I’d donate four figures to return the cruise moron to Cuba with his father, and his mother if she so chooses to go.

    In exchange, if Cuba would accept them, all embargoes are off.

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  20. Still cannot figure out why it seemed to take so long to get that renunciation thing. Canada has made the process simple as all get out. Why was Cruz waiting to announce it? Is this tied in to something else?

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  21. JAKvirginia says:

    Show me the paperwork!

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  22. Polite Kool Marxist says:

    JAKvirginia, indeed, we need to see the paperwork, contact Canada and verify. In their haste to rid themselves of D’uh Ted, who knows what insurgencies Canada was willing to commit.

    And, Ted isn’t done. What about his Cuban connections and his rights to his citizenship there?

    Meh? I’d give Ted full US citizenship, if he’d denounce his and his daddy’s connections to Dominion.

    Be an American Ted and announce for the US Constitution and the separation of church and state,

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  23. What kind of Patriot would turn his back on his native land? The world wonders.

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  24. As I understand it, to have Cuban citizenship, his father would have had to apply for it shortly after his birth. Unlikely that Papa Cruz would have done that.

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  25. Mark Schlemmer says:

    Rafael Edward Cruz – His initials are pronounced “Wreck.” How fitting. It would have been a wonderful kerfuffle if Canada initiated a tearful “No, Rafael, don’t leave us . . we love you and want you to be our President” campaign. Just to confuse him. Governments all need Onion staffers to infiltrate them to keep things more interesting.

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