And That’s Why Canada is Celebrating!
Ted Cruz formally renounced his Canadian citizenship.
They say that he was notified by letter, but I suspect there were balloons and a fruit basket involved.
June 14, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Ted Cruz formally renounced his Canadian citizenship.
They say that he was notified by letter, but I suspect there were balloons and a fruit basket involved.
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1If Canada’s giving us sole custody of Cruz, I think we should demand they do the same for dual-citizen Ryan Reynolds…
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They need to ease our pain a bit.
2Now all he has to do is become King of Texas and renounce U.S. citizenship.
He want to, ya know.
3I was waiting for Obama to trade Justin Bieber.
4One less Canerican is a good thing for Canada, less so for America! 😉
5He still can’t be POTUS.
6Dang it! Canada has all the luck!
7Wa Skeptic, in Ted’s case it would be impotus. He might carry Texas and maybe Pigsticker’s district, but he has no appeal, except to Dominionist ding dongs.
8Did he ever renounce his Cuban citizenship (through his Cuban father)?
9But you know he is going to do everything he can to run for POTUS and, hopefully, he’ll waste a ton of money and only win the Laughing Stock of the Year award!!
10Looking at it another way, this news ain’t so good. Come time for Cruz to be deported, where can they send him?
11It may become a seven day holiday there soon along with foods made of bread and eggs that the children will all hate.
12Dateline: November 2016: Canada began building a large fence across its border with the US after Ted Cruz sought to reinstate his Canadian citizenship.
13I’m still hoping that something turns up which scuttles his American citizenship, so we can pack him on a raft to Cuba with his Dad.
14Can you imagine the celebration????
Hey, that’s a good idea. Ship him and his economic development ideas to Cuba. I’ll chip in on a ticket, if he’ll stay there.
15I wondered why the air seemed fresher, the sky a little bluer and the grass a little greener this week.
16Took him long enough. My divorce went through quicker.
17You guys and gals are a riot!!! Humor is everywhere,but it is built in in wingnuts.
18$$$$ I’d donate four figures to return the cruise moron to Cuba with his father, and his mother if she so chooses to go.
In exchange, if Cuba would accept them, all embargoes are off.
19Still cannot figure out why it seemed to take so long to get that renunciation thing. Canada has made the process simple as all get out. Why was Cruz waiting to announce it? Is this tied in to something else?
20Show me the paperwork!
21JAKvirginia, indeed, we need to see the paperwork, contact Canada and verify. In their haste to rid themselves of D’uh Ted, who knows what insurgencies Canada was willing to commit.
And, Ted isn’t done. What about his Cuban connections and his rights to his citizenship there?
Meh? I’d give Ted full US citizenship, if he’d denounce his and his daddy’s connections to Dominion.
Be an American Ted and announce for the US Constitution and the separation of church and state,
22What kind of Patriot would turn his back on his native land? The world wonders.
23As I understand it, to have Cuban citizenship, his father would have had to apply for it shortly after his birth. Unlikely that Papa Cruz would have done that.
24Rafael Edward Cruz – His initials are pronounced “Wreck.” How fitting. It would have been a wonderful kerfuffle if Canada initiated a tearful “No, Rafael, don’t leave us . . we love you and want you to be our President” campaign. Just to confuse him. Governments all need Onion staffers to infiltrate them to keep things more interesting.
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