They Just Won’t Be Happy Until Somebody Gets Killed
Katy, Texas is just down the road from me.
They said was supposed to be funny.
Thanks to Rene for the heads up.
May 11, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Katy, Texas is just down the road from me.
They said was supposed to be funny.
Thanks to Rene for the heads up.
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
…like wingnuts are uneducated…
1Undoubtedly because the uses for which they acquire their guns would not stand the light of day.
2Conservatives just don’t do humor worth a damn. Comedy club amateur nights are more amusing.
3Who wrote that sign? Dennis Miller? He’s as funny as a square eight ball.
4I like my guns like rednecks like their IQ. . .small and hard to find.
I like my guns like Republicans like women. . .quiet and always in their place.
I like my guns like Conservatives like Taxes. . .only when they are aimed at someone else.
I like my guns like Texas likes Rick Perry. . .always firing blanks.
Sometime it is just too easy.
5I like my guns like I like John Boehner. . .better when he’s not loaded.
6Ralph–you win the prize for today!
7I like my guns AS I like redneck grammar. . .mostly dysfunctional.
And Jo, the day is young and there are a lot of conservatives left to mock.
8Nice, Ralph! Reminds me of my sixth grade teacher, Mrs. Libby, who once assigned us homework to watch TV and read the paper. We were to find ads with grammar mistakes. As an example, she used “Winston tastes good like a cigarette should”. Tells you how old I am! And I try to never mix up my metaphors with your similes. Oh, and I love the John Boehner one!
9Of course they cannot provide a single example of an actual undocumented immigrant voting. They just know in their hearts that it’s real.
10Ralph, you’re on top of your game today!
11Sounds like the boss at Tactical Firearms came up with that groaner and nobody had the guts to tell him it stunk.
Y’all keep it up. I stealing all this for my Outsmart article! This is great stuff.
12I like my guns like Marcus Bachmann likes gay men. . .More often than I will admit.
13RALPH! My man!! Remember Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a Redneck”? I think you’ve got something here! I can see the cover of the book now… “I Like My Guns… and other mouthshots by Ralph W.” THIS COULD WORK!
14LynnN: And you know the REALLY funny part? They’re the ones who did the big study back in 2005 looking for voter fraud! None. Nope. NADA! …b, b, but it’s there, I tell you. IT’S THERE!
15Everyone has seen rural signs that have been shot at. Imagine the outrage if someone fired at that sign with a shotgun. How would Fox spin it?
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