And That, My Dear Is Why You Are Not in Charge
“Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
Sarah Palin at the NRA Convention
April 27, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
“Well, if I were in charge, they would know that waterboarding is how we baptize terrorists.”
Sarah Palin at the NRA Convention
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My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
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A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Cloven Bundy just wet his pants.
1I’m scared for our country. We reap what we sow.
2I wish that house would go ahead and fall out of the cyclone already!
3So,this dizzy bitch,who professes to adhere to the constitution,would waterboard people,even though we Americans,are duly bound by law not to torture. What,do I have stoopid written all over my face?
4I’ve been wondering just how low she will go to stay in the spotlight. Now we know. I can’t wait to read what Charlie Pierce will have to say about this one. She makes me want to vomit.
5So she’s mocking torture, and mocking baptism. Shouldn’t one or the other get *everybody* mad at her?
6Ya’all might want to check out StonekettleStation for a picture of Sarah’s “jewelry,” along with more of her idiocy, this time directed at Attorney General Holder. Not only is she stupid, uneducated, and illiterate — she also has very bad taste in bracelets. I love glittery stuff, but everything that sparkles ain’t pretty.
7Sarah Palin and Cliven Bundy and Don Sterling say the things they do for the same reason that rattlesnakes have rattles. It’s fair warning that they are poisonous.
8John McCain should be waterboarded for putting her in the national limelight!
9Sarah Palin sez: “Torture, Baby, Torture!”
10I am amazed that the RWNJs can find a way to insert religion into everything.
Even torture is a tool of religion.
And the biggest problem is that I am becoming like them. I hate them as much as they hate me. That’s just wrong.
11Maybe we should give Sarah Palin a good old fashioned baptism… with a rope tied to her feet and an anchor attached.
“If she floats, she’s a witch…”
12Her 15 minutes of fame…… were up ….. years ago.
John McCain…….what you did TO this country is unforgivable.
13Ralph, if you can and you live where the temperature is reasonable, go outside and play for awhile today. Trim a tree, pull a few weeds, plant a flowerpot full of something pretty. Find a shady spot. Listen to birds. Look for lizards. If you know someone with small kids, play ball w them or watch them play. It is the best cure for the malady of too much news, especially about the right and their echo chamber, their gun nuttery, and their pseudo religious rantings and ravings. Put the internet connective devices down and slowly back away – into a park or garden somewhere…
14Thanx liz, but it is just a medication issue. 🙂
15@Barb: My thoughts exactly.
16And then, once we’ve given them forced baptism, we will also shave their beards, dress them as westerners, and if they relapse, burn them at the stake.
Also kidnap their children, raise them as white as we can and teach them the Gospel according to St. Nutjob.
I’ve seen this movie before. It ends badly for the non-Christians.
Every. Time.
17@Barb … I totally agree with you … Just the mention of Caribou Barbie makes the bile rise to the point of wanting to vomit! Everything these RWNJs spew makes my whole being clench up with the fear that they will do every despicable thing they can to win in order to put their adored ones in any office they can!! And the Koch Bros. are right there cheering them on!!
Baptism by waterboarding … the very idea just makes me want to cry! She thinks she’s a Momma Grizzley … I hope one of those critters will actually be the demise of Sister Sarah … the grizzley will be puking, as well!!
18NOBODY expects the Bagger Inquisition! Our chief weapon is lies…lies and fear…fear and lies…. Our two weapons are fear and lies…and ruthless idiocy…. Our *three* weapons are fear, lies, and ruthless idiocy…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Kochs…. Our *four*…no… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, lies…. I’ll come in again.
NOBODY expects the Bagger Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, lies, ruthless idiocy, an almost fanatical devotion to the Kochs, and 18th century uniforms – Oh damn!
19This is what they think is compatible with the Christian religion they say they follow.
20Hello! Hate and torture are the extreme contradiction. I pray this one comes down with an everlasting case of laryngitis.
The NRA sure knows how to pick representatives of their message: Wayne LaPierre, Sarah Palin…
21Wonder if it was her car in the shopping center parking lot in my neighborhood that had a bumper sticker that said:
“I love water boarding!”
Honest to God. I had no idea anyone would stoop so low as to 1.) love torture for any reason and 2.) somebody would actually print such a bumper sticker.
22daChipster–Thank you so much for putting the whole thing into perspective. Usually, I read all the depressing news, then go read the comics in an effort to have a positive outlook for the day. You have made that a lot easier.
23Sarah Palin Bimbo Queen of the Universe.
24Scarah lives in the moment of adulation, she seems to have no concept of related issues or consequences. I doubt she thought about more than ‘Hey, this is a neat audience captcha you betcha phrase.’ Compare to the ‘Don’t retreat, reload’ meme complete with crosshair targets.
Did you know the skull & crossbones is a Christian symbol? Me neither, must be a sacred mystery only explained to true ‘Murikkan Christians
Link to Stonekettle Station: http://www.stonekettle.com/2014/04/dying-of-light.html
25That Sarah Palin is sooooooo funny. She inspires me:
Why did the Sarah Palin cross the road?
26To get to the other side, where she saw an audience. But before she could get there the bus picked them up.
Oh, oh, I’ve got another one! OK, OK, here goes:
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah Palin!
Sarah Pa-
Go away.
27“Sarah Palin, Asshole of the Day for April 28, 2014”
http://assholeoftheday.us/post/84150203070/sarah-palin-asshole-of-the-day-for-april-28
28Dennis@28 — Oh, thank you, thank you! What a fun site — I’ll be checking that out again. Ooooh! I just love stopping by the Salon! Thanks, everybody!
29Is she asking to be baptized?
30‘Mama’ Grizzly Bear, more accurately a Koch-toad-pussy, apparently is not aware that real bear mamas with cubs devote their lives to mentoring their cubs for at least the first 3 years. If the Palin pack is any example, she can spare us her hypocrisy and conservative ‘family values.’ Almost feel sorry for Grumpy McCain for having to endure months on the campaign trail with this screeching ditz.
As for water boarding and baptism, every freaking chicken hawk should be treated to the process. Then let them reread that inconvenient little item called “cruel and unusual punishment” feature of our Constitution. Those aspiring to be Congress varmints, VP or President also need to read the Uniform Code of Military Justice. That UCMJ that was trashed by Rummy, Dummy and Scummy.
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