April 22, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized
Welcome to The World's Most Dangerous Beauty Salon, Inc.
My name is Susan DuQuesnay Bankston. I live in Richmond, Texas, in the heart of Tom DeLay's old district. It's nuttier than squirrel poop here.
I am honored and privileged to know Miss Juanita Jean Herownself, hairdresser extraordinary and political maven. Since she does not have time to fiddle with this internet stuff, I type her website for her and you can read it if you want to. If you don't, she truly does not give a big bear's butt.
A lot of what I post here has to do with local politics, but you probably have the same folks in your local government.
This ain't a blog. Blogs are way too trendy for me. This is a professional political organization.
Unfortunately, that looks like a tattoo. Tacky is as tacky does.
1It’s clear to me and it’s probably clear to you
2That the only people who will be considered as potential significant others
Will be wearing hoods and robes and carrying their semi-automagical wands.
So that’s what they wear under those hoods.
3Thar’s money in them tattoos, Susan. Think of how much extra JJ could make it she opened up one of those parlors on the side. Apparently there’s no lack of available labor, except don’t let any of those employees offer their own personal “deluxe service” package specials.
4She’s probably just looking for the morning after pill.
5I am so totally confused.
I always thought the appropriate Walmart shopping attire, was pajamas and house slippers.
Now, y’all are telling me it’s “formal” with sequins, plus Rebel Flag tatoo????
Do the Dollar Stores have a dress code. I really need to know these things???? 🙂
6Haha. And I thought Texans wore tacky clothes in the 1970s (when I lived there).
7Looks like she just finished shopping in the tinfoil aisle and couldn’t find a very big roll.
8Maybe she’s getting ready for prom? Or a night walking the streets? Or buying ammo for a dutch date at the shooting range? Kinda hard to tell.
9Who was the artist that painted that dress on her.
10Must be something new in women’s fashion, Ralph Wiggam. Maybe a tin foil hat that does double duty as a dress?
11Are you sure it’s a “Princess” and not a “Prince”?
Just saying…..
12That tat is a trifle off-center. In fact, it seems to lean toward the right…shoulder. And there’s room for so much more. How about a portrait of Cliven Bundy?
13I had a brilliant thought but It doesn’t compare to the previous posters. Nice effort, folks, you did yourself proud
14Technically, she is displaying a seditious banner, not because she is a traitor, but because she is racist. That is supposed to make it OK.
15Miemaw — I recently read a comment from a dollar store shopper who said she loved the dollar store because it was so convenient and casual and she didn’t have to dress up like for Walmart. What a recommendation!
Maybe this shopper is actually a walking advertisement for the “cookie” department.
16Uncle Dave: I think she is both. Racist traitor. And the B-word also applies.
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