Well, if Duck Dynasty can’t sell tickets in Springfield, Missouri, things must be hurting.

JTK Productions said Thursday it cancelled the planned appearance of members of the hit A&E show “Duck Dynasty” due to “unforeseen circumstances.” It turns out the reason is a low number of ticket sales.

Yep, it was gonna be called Faith, Family, and Ducks.  I guess homophobic and racist didn’t fit on the marque.

Yeah, babe, those boys are for families, as long as it’s their family.

Tickets were $37, $50 or $58 to listen to these boys talk about their “family values and modest lifestyle.”  The arena sits 11,000.  Even if we average the tickets at $45 each, that real close to half a million dollars.  I can be modest for half a million dollars.  Hell, Thelma says she’ll give up her leopard leotards for half a million dollars.