How Hot Was It?
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So hot we had to feed the chickens cracked ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
So hot it melted leather while it was still on the cow.
It boiled the water inside a watermelon while it was still on the vine.
It broiled dirt.
Corn is poppin’ on the stalk.
So hot that we saw a rattlesnake crawl into a campfire to find shade under the coffeepot.
The chickens were pluckin’ themselves.
People are linin’ up to sit in the mesquite coals at the local BBQ joint just to cool down.