Kesha Rogers
Kesha Rogers is in a runoff with Dr. David Almeel for the Democratic US senate race in Texas.
She’s a stinker and having met her many times, I can assure you that this woman is barely holding on to reality. She’s a Lyndon Larouche cult follower so she has wacky ideas. She thinks the Queen of England runs the world and that our first order of business should be to colonize Mars. Yeah, the planet.
She is also obsessed with Nazis. She stands on street corners holding up pictures with President Obama sporting a Hitler mustache. And the sign to the right is now on their webpage. They use the word “Nazi” in place of the word “bad.” You know like, “My blind date last night was Nazi.” Or, “Watch out! That soup is Nazi.”
Anyway, to no ones surprise, the Federal Election Commission has some questions about her “petty cash” account. It seems she has gotten loose with the statutes. Caution: Legal Mumbo Jumbo ahead.
Schedule B of your report discloses disbursements with the purpose replenish petty cash. Please be advised that cash disbursements to any person or vendor for any single purchase or transaction may not exceed $100. If payments to the original vendor exceed $200 in an election cycle, a memo entry including the name of the original vendor as well as address, date, amount, and purpose of the original purchase must be provided. Please amend your report to include the missing information or provide clarifying information if memo items are not required. (2 U.S.C. §432(h)(2) and 11 CFR § 102.11)
For example, she reimbursed “Mr. Joseph Jennings” $270.25 for “parade float materials” from petty cash. Okay, first of all, how much does a Hitler mustache cost? And second, why are you paying him in cash?
The FEC has this and other question for Kesha. Obviously, they are Nazis.
Thanks to Alfredo over at the Dairy Queen for the heads up.
Love the Seinfeld reference….That soup is Nazi….first laugh of the morning! You are too quick in the AM!
1Even our autistic son understood not to vote for Kesha Rogers.
2How is she even in a runoff?? I’d love to know more about the primary process in Texas. Do you have to be a registered Dem to vote in the Dem primary, or is it open to indies? How can any true Dem support Kesha Rogers, especially after the Texas Dem Party specifically and very publicly asked Dems not to? Is this just an example of serious low-info voting? Did people really like her bizarre views, or was there f*ckery and chicanery going on with those who voted in the primary, i.e., were Tea Partyers or other hellraisers registering as Dems and skewing the process?
3Gigglesnort!!! The FEC! She’s in trouble with the FEC? Here with begins the tale of her tail spin!
4Maybe we need to makes things a little simpler for those Texas voters who still think Kesha Rogers belongs to the Democratic Party. No, it is not a case of mistaken identity. The crazy lady you saw screaming on the corner and Kesha Rogers are one in the same. Make no mistake about it, she is Lyndon LaBouche crazy. LaRouche was beyond crazy, but Kesha ups his ante on crazy.
5Kesha wouldn’t have any of these problems on Mars. Not to mention, Mars (hopefully) doesn’t have any Nazis behind every rock. Maybe in the next election cycle she can set her sights even higher – – like on that glowing red dot in the sky.
6Texas AFL/CIO endorsed Dr. Alameel (for those of owho didn’t see the endorsement on Quorum Report).
7Good grief. Look, guys. Any of you who are Democrats of any flavor and have a yearning to work in politics in Texas, uh, I think I ran out of advice. No. I have advice. Get out and knock on your neighbors’ doors and take them homemade brownies full of pecans and tell them why you like Wendy (my thing is, she will fight for good public education and for fair pay for women) and Leticia (my comment on her is WE GOTTA HAVE HER; anyone who can raise 6 children, own a business and be a legislator, and still smile, we gotta have her. Yes. Just don’t work to get endorsements for LaRouche (non) Democrats. Get documentation. JJ, how do we get documentation?
8LaRoucheniks make me wanna hurl.
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