Oh, Michele, How I Have Missed You
The basket of crazies is so filled up lately that Michele Bachmann has to wiggle her way to the top with something dumber than bean dip just to get noticed.
And she did. Marriage equality scares the beejeebers outta her.
“And the thing that I think is getting a little tiresome is the gay community have so bullied the American people and they have so intimidated politicians that politicians fear them and they think they get to dictate the agenda everywhere.”
So let me see if I have this right. The gays are the bullies and day is now night.
A question for Michele: are those mean ole gays just bullying your husband into flamboyancy?
Thanks to Jay for the heads up and John for the cool graphic.
Thanks and you’re welcome! So sad we won’t have Ms. Bachmann to kick around anymore! Or his wife Michele either!
1Holy Gohmerts! Guess that aversion therapy didn’t work for Marcus. Hope he’s kind to her in the divorce. While it would be credible to blame her for turning him gay, it just doesn’t work that way. Her failure was failing to realize you are who you are, Marcus. But that was your failure, too. So by the powers vested in me you are now eligible for a no fault divorce.
Please, please, please. Dear goddess, no. Just no. Don’t tell us this is her way of coming out of the closet, too. Our friends in the LGBT community state they do not want her, and they are a little concerned about him. They’ll barter taking the blame for Katrina, if absolved of any blame for either of the Bachmanns.
2Good bye, Michelle. How can we miss you unless you’ve gone?
3TexasEllen, “retirement” is a relative word in the grifter lexicon. Palin, Brewer, Bachmann are as irrelevant as Steve Stockyard. It’s up to President Obama. I suggest he send them as special envoys to assist that Blue Dog gohmert Max Baucus to suck the pollution out of the air in China.
What say ya Max, ready to service with the best and brightest of the Tea Bags? BTW I suggest all of you be paid in Chinese wage scale at the Walmart rate.
Call it a “Trade Commission” and include the brothers Kook. aka Koch. We could get lucky with their travel connections, if we book them through Malaysia. 777, the new 666 for RWNJ Theo-rats.
4Just wondering . . . do Marcus and Michele live in a smallish town? Have discovered those places do very well in coping with the most “unique” citizens, even when they are out in public talking to people who aren’t there.
5maggie, there’s no need to google Marc-pus and Minnie Moron. They scream gohmert from the roof tops of their abodes. Be it a condo, their temporary DC address, or their PO Box, gohmert crazy is gohmert crazy.
Minnie Moron and closet Marcus Moron need to lay down and quit their grifting. Or, how kool would it be if they got real with themselves, and contributed to progress
Unlike the GOP and Tea Party, I’m all about welcome and debate. We have problems, but gohmerts are a roadblock to solutions, much less an intelligent discussion.
Loopy Louie is a total gohmert, but the Rand grifter, Ryan MOOCHER, iing gohmerts. Marco, can’t lie Rubio without a big suck on water? NYET, commie wannabe punk, aka silly boy.
2014 and 2016 will annihilate the preposterous pretenders.
6When I think about the concept of being bullied by gays, I can’t help it, how I feel, confronted by so much…. SHADE. I just involuntarily giggle.
Bullied by GAYS?
SERIOUSLY?
7Yep, gays are bullying straights, just like seculars are bullying Christians. Some in the majority always whine about how they’re the victims when a minority wants equal rights or a say (just a say) in how things are run.
daChipster, you do know that some gays of either sex are fully capable of kicking your keister? They’re not all RuPaul and Ellen.
8BotchWoman keeps on botching everything she says. Same a usual.
9The tough gay women that I have known, and the closet softies (like my ex) want only one thing–which is what we all want–to be left alone to live their lives in peace. The sooner we let Ru-Paul do everyone’s makeup, because that’s what he likes to do–gender doesn’t mean squat–and we let girls be the best shot in the place without snide remarks about how she just needs a “good” ( at what–rape?) man to straighten her out…this place will be a much nicer world…watching my kids grow up–there was and is a lot of androgyny in hair, clothes, in general…as adults we were taken aback, as adults have been from the beginning…but we figured that they would figure it out on their own, and most of them did..we lost a few kids to anorexia, some to drugs, and some between the cracks…but for most, they are figuring it out and leading productive, sometimes different than what their parents wanted for them–who among us wants to feed our children stones for bread? But different is not wrong. Healthy, happy, content–those are my desires for my family (if you do it right when your heart gets broken, it gets bigger) the ones that are mine by blood and heart, and the ones on my bigger tree, called human beings, all shapes, sizes, types–we all bleed and cry over the same things and we are all loved by life itself…
10“…they think they get to dictate the agenda everywhere.” Perfect description of the tea party.
11If Michele Bachmann had a brain she’d STILL be a bigot.
12Michele, one-L … I guess the other L is for loon. And Marcus, your pray-away-the-gay-for-pay scam has been exposed for what it is: WORTHLESS.
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