Beeseball, She Has been Good To Me
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Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you … .
Federal authorities have decided to indict Roger Clemens on charges of making false statements to Congress about his use of performance-enhancing drugs, according to two people briefed on the matter.
An announcement is expected shortly.
… woo, woo, woo.
It’s a sad day at the beauty salon. We took down Clemens’ autographed picture two years ago. Now we’re going to burn it.
“When baseball is as full of lairs as congress is, America is just screwed,” Juanita weeps.