March 09, 2014
By: Juanita Jean Herownself
Category: Uncategorized
So Ann Coulter is sitting around one day thinking of mean, horrible things she has yet to say about Hispanics and her mind starts to wander … hummm … what is gross, demeaning, violent, hateful, and scares the crap outta women around the world? Rape? No, Hispanics! That’s the ticket!
“This isn’t natural. You have, especially on places like my favorite network, for humor, is MSNBC — and you know, they’re sneering, ‘Oh, Republicans just have to get used to it, the country is changing.’ No, this isn’t a natural process. It’s like you’re being raped and the guy is telling you, ‘Sorry, my penis is in you. Nothing you can do about it.’ No, you’re raping me! There is nothing natural about it!”
Ya know, if Ann Coulter didn’t exist, the left would have to create her.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
No one is listening to Bobby Jindal, including Bobby Jindal. The haters are stuck on stupid. Until someone literally sticks a pitch fork into Charles and David Koch, those two gohmerts will never comprehend what “we the people are saying:” Reaganomics is a failed economic policy, war is not a foreign policy, and global warming is a fact. Focus on those 3 items you goofy gohmerts. The problem isn’t demographics, but the multiple problems created by demagogues. Forgetting Dubya and Cheney will not erase that history.
Sorry Ms Coulter, but it wasn’t minorities who were at fault for those disastrous 8 years. Think old and white, just like you. Einstein said it best: “Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”
1It isn’t natural that Americans across the board are turning away from the cold-hearted greed and self-righteousness of the GOP?
It feels natural to me.
2i think of ann stuck on a deserted island with rush limbach
3She wants us to think diversity is equal to rape? And she gets paid for writing this crap!
4Ms. Coulter better pray she never experiences the real thing. That would change her mind in a hurry.
@maryelle – she can’t experience rape – I am pretty sure she has a penis of her own, to match the Adam’s apple.
5“This isn’t natural.”
Neither was Manifest Destiny
It is just a matter of who gets to be the penis.
6frank @3 🙂
7If the natural change in demographics is rape, what does she believe the penalty/”cure” is? In order to not be violated, what are we supposed to do?
8Isn’t it interesting that one can create an entire career out of spewing vile, disgusting commentary without ever consulting a fact, and becoming wealthy as a result? Says all you need to know about her supporters.
9“No, this isn’t a natural process. It’s like you’re being raped and the guy is telling you, ‘Sorry, my penis is in you.”
Every I hear Anne Coulter speak, I feel like her penises are in my ears, both at the same time. (When I try to write an analogy in the style of Ann Coulter, why is it impossible for it to sound like it makes any sense?)
10OK, I’m going there.
Ann Coulter is a single woman. Does anyone believe she is a virgin at her age? Why isn’t she married? Why aren’t Cons questioning her values? Is it because she pays for her own birth control? Because she’s not a poor? Because she pushes back & they’re afraid of her? Because IOKIYAR?
I’ve had enough of Miss Ann. She looks like a stick figure. Everything is pointy – her head, nose, ears, chin, lanky arms & legs… At least a stick figure is entertaining in a comic strip.
If everyone would just ignore her, she’d eventually go away. She only pops up when she has a new book coming out.
11Look up “hermaphrodism”; I wonder if Ann’s major problem in life is that she got the Y chromosome, she just didn’t get the appropriate body parts to go with it. If it’s true I would actually feel sorry for her, and it would ‘splain a lot. Really, it would!
12aggieland liz, maybe more like Trump, a product of inter species breeding. Hybids are often infertile, as the chromosomes pairs don’t align as they should. Hear the bray? That’s the offspring of a male donkey. The Reichskank does have a shared obsession of bestiality with pRick Santorum.
That’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.
13@PKM I hear elephantine trumpeting, myself! (Trump just murdered some poor little innocent other species and wears it around on his head -Fess Parker did it with more style!- like a trophy.) It’s that slimness, height, and the Adam’s apple Ann has that seem to fit my theory. Many such persons are even meant to be quite stunningly lovely as well; Ann missed out on that too – no wonder she’s such a bad-tempered fill-in-the-blank! (Hi Momma!)
I can’t think of any earthly animals, birds, reptiles, fishes, or even insects that could have contributed that much ugly to Trump’s or Coulter’s phenotype; they are either humans (we DO make some funny looking ones!) or non-earth aliens of some sort. Can’t say I’d blame the aliens for leaving them somewhere either, but Alpha Centauri is not that much further dammit…
14So she equates Hispanics with rape? Well, if nothing she has said hereto hasn’t done it already, she is now probably on a hate watch list like the one maintained by the Southern Poverty Law Center. Offensive is too mild a descriptor for her.
15I have no interest in anything that person, and I use the term loosely, says. Anything, absolutely ANYthing, the sicker the better, for attention, which I refuse to give.
16Any time Ann Coulter brings up anything to do with carnal relations it makes me cringe in horror. I honestly think it would be less painful to have sexual congress with a veg-o-matic that had been bathed in lemon juice.
17Well, dang it! Apparently I missed the exact day that it became unnatural for this country to experience change. I probably slept in that day and didn’t read the paper. Maybe it was the couple of days I had to take prescription pain medication. Can someone fill me in on the details? Is it just demographics or change in general? Will there be penalties for accepting changes in the future? Oh, please help me.
18Grab the rescue rope, Rubymay! You haven’t missed a thing. In the alternate gohmert world, they’re conflating demographics with demagogue. Those two old white boy demagogues, Dubya and D!ick landed us in a whole big pile of gohmerts. But to avoid blaming those two criminals, the RW gohmerts dog whistle at demographics. In their insane time warp, the gardener did it. No, serious, with a rake he racked up a $trillion dollar deficit. Two unfunded wars down the rabbit hole, Dubya and D_ick who? Then, PRESTO, CPAC to the rescue with WWIII.
Republican rinse & repeat failure.
19That afghan hound-like Coulter can only dream of getting that close to a weiner. She eats man eating sharks,for chrissake-no professional courtesy in that beach.Sorry Mama,but this is one female? that should be thrown in a mens only prison and she still couldn’t get raped.
20e platypus onion, maybe I’m mistaken, but didn’t Bill Maher jump that shark eater’s bones back in his crazy days of Libertarian gohmerdom, before he realized Ron Paul was beyond gohmert crazy? For a time, I tuned Bill out as a wacko bird misogynist. Nothing like a few dates with Ayn Rand Coulter to to make a man appreciate real women. Welcome back from the dark side, Bill.
21Maher went one-on-one with Anne Coulter?? OMG, what a guy won’t do for a piece of strange. (Sorry, Mama)
22Aaannndddd,
Here’s my answer to question #8:
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/ann-coulter-if-immigration-reform-passes-organize-death-squads-people-who-wrecked-america
DEATH PANELS FOR PRO AMNESTY US CITIZENS!!!!
23In Coulter’s world, is Ted Cruz an immigrant, or is his skin just the wrong color? In Coulterland, it’s so difficult to understand all the rules. Other than the GOP circle firing squad, I’m never sure just who is supposed to shoot whom or for what offense.
24You know,this is one of the most bizarre discussions and I have no doubt that Ann Coulter gets all the credit. Back when I shelved books in Central Library and would find a new Ann Coulter book out on display, I’d replace it with something really good and check the book out and keep it, unread, the full time allowed. I’m going to go read a dumb novel, hereafter saying RADN. Hope y’all will go RADN too.
25Oh, and remember that the hysterical Texas textbook folks replaced those unimportant folks like Cesar Chavez with Phyllis Schafly. As one of my friends with a history degree said, “Who’s Phyllis Schafly?” Indeed. Maybe some day the followers of that group will be sure to include Ann Coulter in the text books. How will they define her?
26Everything in the fullness of time, dear lads and lassies. Coulter is entering a new and concluding phase of her existence. Most women transition gracefully, but from Coulter all we’ll be hearing soon is the shrill, diminishing shrieks of an embittered postmenopausal crone – echoes of life’s opportunities wasted in anger and negativism.
27How big IS her Adam’s apple?
28(M)Ann Coulter is a sick twist.
29Ann Coulter has been marginalizing herself for years. At CPAC, she decried “the browning of America,” spoke of “death squads” for ObamaCare supporters, and equated immigration with rape. This is why conservatives are learning to Never Trust Ann Coulter – at ANY Age, at http://www.coulterwatch.com/never.pdf.
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