Holy Crap: Kissing Cousins Edition

March 05, 2014 By: Juanita Jean Herownself Category: Uncategorized

I have to stop for a minute to tell y’all something.  Pat Robertson needs to be taken to the rest home and allowed to graze.

Here’s his latest.  It’s okay for cousins to marry if God tells them to – just so long they don’t have “mongoloid” children.

pat_robertsonOh Sweet Jesus, please go have a chat with that man.  Answering a letter from a viewer who said that a friend of hers felt that God wanted her to marry her cousin, Robertson answered …

“There’s nothing in the Bible that says you can’t marry your first cousin. Here you say everybody’s in favor of it. Alright, go for it.”

But the TV preacher added a final warning to “check the genetics.”

“You don’t want to have some mongoloid child,” Robertson noted, but immediately admitted that he shouldn’t use the term.

You know, I can’t call the scripture, but I am pretty damn certain that there’s something in the Bible that says you should not be an idiot.

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