Fun With Guns: WalMart Shooter Edition
So, here we go at WalMart in California.
A 27 year old dude is standing in front of WalMart, minding his own business when he gets shot in the leg. I imagine he was plenty rite because he said “he had no idea who shot him.”
There’s laws about using WalMart customers for target practice, even if it is an attempt to clean to gene pool. Besides, WalMart customer season doesn’t open until June in California.
Of course, there’s a hitch to the story.
The man was treated at an area hospital and he was later released. Investigators found that evidence at the scene did not support the victim’s statement to officers, Fuhrmann said; he did not elaborate.
In a follow-up interview, the man revealed he had a gun when it accidentally went off and he shot himself in the leg.
I do not know if charges will be filed against the gun.
Thanks to Sarah for the heads up.
Charges should be filed against the dude for slandering that poor, innocent gun.
1If the only thing stopping a bad guy with a gun is one of these gohmerts with a gun, I don’t see the advantage.
2Huffington Post had a recent article concerning a man who shot himself in the head while demonstrating to his girlfriend how safe his “unloaded” guns were. They didn’t mention whether or not she was convinced about gun safety. They also didn’t mention Darwin.
3Another one bites the dust.
4Hmmm. This almost sounds like that athlete, Plaxico Burris, shooting his own self in the leg one night at some fancy club. He came damn close to turning himself into a soprano. Then he tried to take care of the wound himself. A bunch of people insisted he go to the hospital as his leakage was kinda spoiling their clubbing fun. Tsk! Ya just can’t satisfy some people!
5Clearly an IQ test needs to be administered prior to delivery of a handgun to a prospective buyer.
6People who want to open carry guns everywhere should be required to carry them in a special holsters strapped to their leg and pointing inwards.
7“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people” says the NRA, so of course there’s no way to charge the gun, and we really don’t want the jail cells occupied by guns.
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