“East Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert  is a Goofy Baby.  His parents came here from some tin foil hat land and gave birth to Little Louie so he could return to America and attack this country with gobs and gobs of goofy,” Juanita exclaims quite loudly this morning.  “And, look, it worked!

“And I have proof,” she stomps.  “There is a gaping hole in the security of our country from goofy people, and Louie Gohmert is the leader.”

“We know his plan!”  She screams at the top of her lungs.  “We know he’s trying to undermine this country by making us all look goofy.”

“Seriously, East Texas is the home of Congressman Charlie Wilson, Judge William Wayne Justice, Wright Patman, Bill Moyers, Archer Jesse Fulligim, and Senator Ralph Yarborough, some of the finest progressives this country has ever known.  There is no other way to explain Louie Gohmert except that he’s an alien goofy terrorist baby and that’s how he knows stuff that nobody else knows.”