This Has Got To Be The Seventh Sign
The weak of heart should prepare yourself for fainting.
Orly Taitz is taking on Sheriff Joe Arpaio. Screw the Large Hadron Collider, this sucker is going to make that look like a third grade science experiment.
It seems that people claiming to be from Arpaio’s office are asking Taitz (yeah, I get the humor in these two people claiming everyone should speak English) to “stand down” on her lawsuit against President Obama for being not-from-around here.
Taitz is suspicious even though the letter says —
I have been in daily contact with Detective Lieutenant Mike Zullo from the Sheriff Joe Arpaio Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office Obama Fraud Investigation – sometimes twice daily.
I’m sure you also might have heard that Lt. Zullo is preparing to release his some evidence that will truly be universe-shattering, and the knowledge we have is truly something you’re not going to be ready for.
This will absolutely, definitely change the eligibility landscape by 10,000%.
Mike has asked me to communicate with you that the new evidence – which, let me tell you, is so all-encompassingly gigantic, so incredibly huge – that we were hoping we could ask you to cooperate on one front.
Now, since we’ve all been vindicated 1,000% on the birth certificate issue, since Lt. Zullo’s forensic investigation has been so comprehensive, it’s really irrelevant compared to the new, shocking & completely emasculating evidence. The birth certificate is truly no longer of any real concern.
Okay, okay, they’re talking universe shattering here. With lotsa landscaping. And 1,000% vindication. BIG! WE’RE TALKING BIG.
So, now a fight has broken out over who gets the credit and publicity. I’m no expert, but I’d say the credit and publicity goes to Crazy.
Thanks to Ralph for the heads up.
This can only point to one thing: the President actually comes from another planet. It is so obvious – hiding in plain sight really – that as hard as Ms. Taint and Der Sheriff worked before
1even they missed it. Missed it by 5000%! I am going to sell all my stocks short today because when this news hits . . . .
Taitz must have taken writing lessons from Crazy-Eyed Michelle Bachmann … they both rattle on without saying a doggone thing!!
2Orly Taitz evokes for me the phrase “oily tapes” which in turn causes a shudder to travel down my spine. Joe Arpaio is the perfect mate for Orly. They should really get together.
3“Emasculating”? That means this “universe-shattering” evidence shows he’s a girl?
4“universe-shattering” but it can wait until the big announcement March 19. That’s okay, we weren’t in any hurry to have our universe shattered.
5Damn. I am so glad I have one or two productive things to do with my time.
Obviously, these people don’t. What totally miserable lives they must lead. It is sad.
6Ralph: The answer is “Duct Tape” Buy lots of duct tape and that will keep your universe from shattering. We’ve got time.
7If they’ve got it, and it’s earth shattering, what are they waiting for? Idiots all.
Maybe it’s a post-St. Patrick’s Day revelation that O’Bama isn’t really Irish.
8Excuse me…universe shattering. What was I thinking!
9And then open competition broke out between all the sects that compose Far Right Wing Nuttery.
Didncha just know this would happen?
I’m so excited that I am gonna go back to bed and maybe with any luck sleep till Labor Day.
10In 2016, when Hillary is President, there is going to come a moment when these people realize that they now have no reason to live. Obama will be retired – what will be the point anymore of the birther stories, the he’s-a-Muslim stories, etc.?
11I’m so glad they’re working so hard on this. Even though Obama’s almost out of office, it just may come in handy for Ted Cruz’ eligibility. As if.
12When E.T. meets OT, the final answer: is she off her meds or is she self-medicating?
As Jon Stewart said, “round up the team, Donald. We’re off to Winnipeg.”
13Cheryl, they will keep at it. If they can prove he shouldn’t have been President, then everything he has done, will need to be un-done. That is what they are thinking….
14and all this investigation is being paid for with WHO’s tax dollars ? My dog tells me that’s not legal…beagle.
15Remember when Donald Trump sent his crack team of investigators to Hawaii to gather information about Obama’s birth certificate? This quote from him is the last thing we ever heard about it:
“I just got something so incredible. It’s going to be world news. It’s verified, so don’t worry. My own people, experts, vetted it. It’s incredible. Obama’s birth certificate stuff, but huge. Much bigger. I’m a man whose mind is prepared for shocks, and I know how to deal with them. But this, what I’m going to send you, this even blows my mind!”
16I love her letter, I love using numbers with outrageous percentages to prove your point.
Ya know, I’m 3.141592653% sure that I like PIE!!!
So there!
17They’re threatening to emasculate Orly Taitz?
18Rick,
I was just thinking Oily’s letter sound like something The Donald had written.
19Hey Lord Lord!! Have asked myself often if there is no end to this kind of “skata”. Alas, the answer is always the same… goofie, there will be no end to it as long as the great American Crazies are around.
20Hmmm. Sounds like they invented a way to give up on the birther thing, …”it’s really irrelevant compared to…” in order to save face, but have invented another conspiracy
21“…the new, shocking and emasculating evidence” to chew on.
Of course, this pyramid scheme necessitates making up bigger and more fantastic lies in order to let go of the preceding one.
What a waste of everybody’s time.
And once again folks, the end of the world has been announced, and once again, the fool who announced it will slink away after it….
Who am I kidding? The fool will announce something else, even bigger and louder, to make us forget that this one didn’t come off.
Don’t do all the self-promotion. Just show it to me so I can say, as one does to a flasher, “That’s it?”
22I am surprised that Taitz still has a law licence. The legal blogs that I follow have not had any mention of her in a long time and I assumed that she had been disbarred and had gone away.
Arpaio is crazy and still mad that he was sued by the DOJ
23A little background on Orly Taitz
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/tag/orly-taitz-lawsuit
24sharon – at least when you use an outrageous percentage you use it to prove a point! (and keep it at or under 100%)
25Duct tape for sure! and if it’s that shattering, maybe we oughta stock up on toilet paper, bottled water, and meds–the drug stores might shut down. A good shovel might come in handy too.
26I’m thinking SPACE ALIEN, of course. Maybe in outer space 100% isn’t all that there is.
Have you noticed that Prez Obama and Tuboc (the Vulcan on the StarTrek spinoff Voyager) share a remarkable resemblance?
27I’m with Kate Dungan. That is unmistakeably a Trump press release.
28Its a wonder no one has asked Arpaio for his green card. Hell,his name has to be Mexican or domething. The wait is to see if they can sell this to the Inquirer or Fake Noise,did I just repeat myself?
29The usual result…
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2014/02/gallups-asks-taitz-to-stand-down/
30@W. C. Peterson:
31You are absolutely right about duct tape. It is like the Force. It has a dark side and “It surrounds us … It binds the galaxy together.” Orly and Sheriff Joe, not so much.
“This will absolutely, definitely change the eligibility landscape by 10,000%.” HA! I wouldn’t even bother getting out of bed for less than 23,000%.
I still think “Orly Taitz” sounds like a medical condition. I can just see a doctor coming out in surgical garb and telling the waiting family, “I’m sorry, but your son has a case of the orly taitz.”
32Add duct tape to the shopping list, Earl. Get one of those big 4 for the price of 3 packages.
33“Emasculating?!?” Wow! That’s kinda scary, I guess, but the rest is more fun than a liquor truck overturning in the driveway. I had hoped to never hear of Orly again. Dang!
34I’m guessing the Dynamic Duo of Sheriff Arpaio and Orly Taitz will announce that Barack Obama is really Hillary Clinton in disguise – thus barring Hillary from running in 2016!
Well, it would explain “emasculating.”
35How can you all make fun of poor Oily Taints, when s/he is being actively emasculated? I hear that is painful… Send for the doctor, call for the nurse, but for gods’ sakes, leave out the alligator purse…
Wait a minute…you mean this isn’t a dream??
36Rubymay, you’re not hearing of Orly for a while is the reason you are hearng of her now. Asit is with the Sherf. ( I didn’t forget the I, that is his means getting press, also, too!
37We are dealing here with a competition between two sets of dysfunctional, whiny-ass attention whore grifters.
38We have been waiting for the “stunning evidence” from both Orly and the Cold Case Posse for well over a year now. All we keep hearing is variants on “Coming Soon – Stunning Evidence – Please Send Money”.
Anybody who sends money to any of these folks clearly came down from the hillside with the last rainstorm.
Still, they provide endless entertainment and mirth for those of us following the “birther” saga.