From The Same Good Folks Who Brought Glenn Beck to Texas
We’re getting Sean Hannity but more importantly, last we heard – his hair is coming with him!
Goofy Gohmert invited Sean Hannity to be his guest at the State of the Union, which is just one click up the sanity scale from Steve Stockman inviting Ted Nugent. Still in the red danger area, though.
But, here’s the part that’ll keep me awake at night.
Turns out, Hannity may have his own political ambitions in the Lone Star state.
“The answer is yes, I’d think about it,” Hannity said when a viewer asked via Twitter about his inclination to run for office eventually. “It would either be in Texas or Florida.”
So, we have a 50/50 chance of sliding off into the Gulf of Mexico by exceeding the Dog Dump Dumb scale.
As we slide, I can hear the voice of God saying, “Oops, a little heavy on the stupid but arrogant white guys tilt.”
The upside is that you could surf in Oklahoma.
Just in case you guys are worried about me in that eventuality, I am the proud owner of one of those floating pool lounge chairs, so I’ll be okay. I’d appreciate it if you’d come out in your bass boat and bring me more Margaritas, though. I’ll be busy swatting off stupid but arrogant white guys who want a free ride on my pool chair.
Sean Damn Hannity. We’re officially a mess.
Thanks to everybody for the heads up.
Poor Sean! This is how he has to make his day?
1How lucky can you be? As if you needed any more rwnj’s to ad to the menagerie. Hope he doesn’t stay.
2Clearly some Border Patrol and ICE agents need to moved from the Big River to the Red River. Crap on a Stick!
3Now y’all be sweet. Hannity’s mama loves him.
4Marge, Are you sure? How do you know? But Hannity and Gohmert do make a lovely couple.
5Juanita Jean, it’s doubtful Sean’s ego could withstand Texas. He’d just be one of many on the tide of crazy gohmertz. If he can handle not being a “star,” we’ll be sure to air drop a load of baseball bats to your pool chair. If any of those crazy old white boys approach, rap their knuckles or give them a bop on the head. It could be win-win, if you knock some sense into them. You might want to start spending some serious time at your local batting cage to develop a serious swing, as it would require considerable force to knock the loopy out of those gohmerts.
6“stupid but arrogant” is just a cover. Texas is the only state where “mean and hateful” still passes for normal.
7Yes, I’m sure Hannity’s mama loves him. She and I got our toenails done by Thelma the other day and she went on and on about what a wonderful man her Sean was. That’s what mamas do, you know. His papa, well, I ain’t sure about him. He said Sean cain’t shoot straight and it’s turrible embarrassin’ when they’re all out hunting.
8‘Getting’ Sean Hannity is right up there with getting herpes.
9It would be an advantage if we could get all the gohmerts in one place and slide them off into the ocean, except that it would make one heck of a slick and poison all the fish. Shame we can’t just lure them into the middle of the Sahara where there’s nothing to damage but sand.
10Didn’t you hear that Andrew Cuomo in New York hurt Hannity’s feelings?
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/01/21/1271428/-Andrew-Coumo-says-mean-thing-Sean-Hannity-vows-to-leave-New-York
“Now I want to tell you something – I was born and raised in New York,” Hannity said. “I want you to know that and I can’t wait to get out of here. I really can’t. I don’t want to pay their 10-percent state tax anymore. I live in the second-highest property taxed county in the entire country in Nassau County. I can’t wait to sell my house to somebody who wants it. I can’t wait to pay no state income tax down in Florida or Texas. I haven’t decided yet, but I’m leaning Florida because I like the water and I like to fish.”
Is being born and raised in New York the same as the New York people who make salsa that are so ridiculed?
11(Rubbing thumb and forefinger together listening to world’s smallest violin.)
Wellll,
It seems Hannity has enough sense to listen to his kid about not changing (high) schools. Reprieve till them…
12I figure Texas or Floriduh will get Shun Sannity the day after he makes good on his pledge to be waterboarded for charity for the troops and since he’s several years down the road from making that pledge you’ve got more than enough time to get prepared for the varmint. Maybe he’ll move into the same gated community as Glennda the Beckerhead and become a mainstay of Glenn’s media operation and you can keep an eye on both of them without more trouble. One wonders how much his relative demotion at Faux Noise plays into this.
13I hope Florida wins his presence, we’ve got plenty of crazy here already.
14What is it about the right wing talking heads that they’ve all got weird expressions in their publicity photos? He looks like someone who just got his foot stepped on, or a wedgie.
15Hannity and Gohmert – talk about two bad actors associating with each other. You can flip a coin as to whose reputation suffers the most!
16Just for the fun of it – I clicked over to Stupannity’s show for about 40 seconds last evening…..all he and that idiot Andrea Tantaros were doing: making up stories, lies and hating on Wendy Davis. Stupannity does not have the guts to come to Texas.
17I make a mean jalapeno margarita and will keep you fully supplied by the pitcher full. Little umbrellas and long straws included.
18I vote that he move to Florida. Texas ain’t big enough for him.
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