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Contrary to what you might suspect, Juanita loves Newt Gingrich.

“Any days that I have the slightest inkling of a doubt about my allegiance to the Democratic party, along comes Newt and whacks me upside the head.”

“Judge Walker’s ruling overturning Prop 8 is an outrageous disrespect for our Constitution and for the majority of people of the United States who believe marriage is the union of husband and wife.”

“Now, you know that sentence should end ‘between a husband and wife, and a wife, and a wife.’ Newt Gingrich is lecturing on the sanctity of marriage?  Oh dear, that’s so sweet to my ears.”

“According to recent studies, Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh have, between them, been married to every woman in America except Verdelia, me, and you.  We’re not so sure about Thelma.  Maybe she didn’t marry them but she, like the rest of us, got screwed by at least one of them at some time or another.”

“I suspect that counts.”