And Y’all Thought I Was Jokin’ About Steve Stockman Waking Up In a New World Everyday.
I’M NOT JOKIN’!
Okay, first off, Steve gets ants in his pants over the budget and tweets this:
He’s voting no. You got that? No. He’s voting n-o.
This was tweeted on January 13, that was Monday, at 8:07 pm.
Okay, now fast forward to January 15, that was Wednesday, two days later, at 4:18 pm
Photographic proof that I am not jokin’.
And here ya go —
Look at the last one. Look. Do you see that name on the did-not-vote list?
On Wednesday, he forgot what he said in capital letters on Monday. I mean, it was even written down for his reference purposes. If he was going to vote “I don’t give a crap,” that’s what he should have tweeted.
So, all you folks who thought I was jokin’ can line up over here to my right to apologize.
Thanks to Arun for the heads up.
Seriously, I work with these congresscritters, fortunately not that damn close up. There are among them some who think that by abstaining from a vote is the same as voting NO. Its No without saying No. But hey, that is so candy ass its ridiculous!
1What a waste of skin this guy is!
2Probably got paid more money to shut-the-fridge-up.
3Just introduce him as Stockyard, No Show Steve.
Exactly maggie, abstaining demonstrates a lack of commitment. The only excuse for such a vote is when one’s position is truly neutral on a bill and one has given explanation for such. This gohmert breath tweeted one thing and did another.
TX has 36 Congressional seats of which 12 are held by sane people. That’s .333 Texas. Hope you can bat .500 with the next election.
4I guess his idea of NO is not voting, the way he got elected (Sane people not voting against him).
5Great point, Corinne Sabo. Texas get out and vote! Juanita Jean is doing everything she can to educate you, but she can’t pull the lever for you.
6Posted up an all 3 of his FB pages
7Stockman has missed every vote in his chamber since January 10.
8Whoa Bananas, great catch. So where is Stockyard, No Show Steve? Bets on rehab anyone?
9Maybe the Tea Party really IS finished:
http://theweek.com/article/index/255177/maybe-the-tea-party-really-is-finished
10Some Bozo over on his site said he and Louie ate in Egypt on an “Official Fact finding Mission”…. OK.
11“Are”… Sorry
12Welcome news, PDiddie. My fingers are crossed.
13PDiddie, even if the Tea Thugs, and Crazy RePUGS are exposed for what they are, we need to slam down their tiny percentage with smart people voting.
My state is not a whole lot crazier than Texas. I am here with the great ladies of Texas and my wife on a common cause, our families.
Respect and share your optimism, PDiddie, but seriously think we need to watch the 2A nuts and their weapons.
Innocent people shot in supermarkets. Kids are not safe in their schools. I cannot protect my wife and our future kids with a gun. Bottom line, we need to take guns out of the hands of lunatics, starting with the NRA and Wayne Lap Dog Crazy.
14…I thought Ben-flipping-ghazi was in LIBYA? Or are you snarkin Dave and I missed it?!
15You’d think that at least one of these fine folks here on this list would be glad to move to Stockman’s district and run for office to relieve those poor folks of STockman. Or maybe not.
ARe y’all serious that STockman and Gohmert travelled to Egypt together? On whose nickel? And they both got home alive? I wonder where their wives were during all this? Listen, you guys, somebody with a classy camera oughta be making a 1950s style movie about this whole time period with guys hiding with a cute dumb girl and falling into fountains and being caught or mislaid or something. The world could use a good laugh. i mean, if we hafta get laughed at, somebody in Texas oughta be making money from it.
16No one is laughing, TX. We are well beyond that. Now we just can’t believe it…
17Louie and Stockman are in Egypt on a fact-finding mission? (See #11.) How are those two gohmerts going to know if they find one? They wouldn’t recognize a fact if it bit their gohmerts off.
18Louie and Stevie couldn’t find a fact if it bit them.
19If they found a fact they’d say it wasn’t a fact but a lie planted by socialists trying to fool them.
20Stockman’s a greedy nutcase but I hate to be slammin him when he’s running against Cornyn, in fact I wish him success in the tory Primary.
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