Virginia is apparently not just for lovers.

Two prison guards take an inmate to the hospital.  One prison guard goes with the inmate while the other stays in the parking lot apparently “cleaning his gun.”  That, I know, is generally a euphemism for what perverts do in a parking lot.  However, in this case, police believe actual firearms were involved because they have blood and gore to prove it.

And that’s where the fun begins.

A Virginia Department of Corrections officer was wounded in an apparent accident Thursday morning when a firearm carried by another officer discharged in a parking lot near VCU Medical Center in downtown Richmond.

If you want to “clean your gun” in a parking lot, please try to make sure it’s not a weapon that harms others.

Holy cow.  I am certain that much inmate laughing has ensued.

Thanks to Brian for the heads up.