My Favorite
My favorite Chris Christie lines so far that y’all have sent me.
Updated Ann Coulter: “If we don’t run Louie Gohmert, Chris Christie will be the nominee and we will lose.” From Jan
I understand that he announced the execution of his uncle. From LE
I was just watching Fox News. What’s this about Obama closing bridges on a whim? From Tom
And from John —-
Makes a better dam than a bridge!
His insistence that he is not a bully reminds me of Nixon and his insistence that “I am not a crook!” The Guv’s pugalistic brain runs his mouth and has created a combative bullying type culture in the state house. No way around that. Can’t wait to find out what the Justice Department does and stand back, folks, cuz the lawsuits are really going to pile up! And boy, are they ever righteous!
1Hey!
I just did a Google for the Obama bridges thing: “Obama closing bridges” fox. Got a “hole in one”!
But seriously, what are they saying?
2There is a cancer on New Jersey’s goobernor and his staph is infected. Doctor’s tried to shine a light on it and Christie scampered under a rock like a nightcrawler.
3epo—I’m sharing that with my middle-aged Med student boy friend/toy/partner–too funny and he is originally from NJ so he’s really hating the Jersey clown…
4Remember the outrage when President Bill Clinton supposedly shut down Los Angeles International Airport for a haircut? (http://mediamatters.org/research/2007/02/09/ny-times-rehashed-pres-clinton-haircut-myth/138002)
Funny how the liberal media only gets outraged at folks that are classified as “liberals” – shouldn’t we be calling them the “conservative media”?
5If he runs for POTUS with Trump for VP it will be the Don and the Donald.
6I don’t know why everyone is so surprised about this. Shutting down traffic is one of Christie’s favorite things about being The Guv.
In 2013, when asked by a 2nd grader what was his favorite fun thing about being The Guv, Christie answered “When you’re governor, they close the Lincoln Tunnel for you, and you get to drive right through. No traffic. It’s the best. I love going to New York now. I used to hate it….”
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/christie-best-part-about-being-guv-is-going-to-new-york-city-video
7I have a BIL from New Jersey,now Florida,so I don’t want to offend any Salon patrons.but seriously,if living in Des Moines,iowa and then dying is redundant,what hope do New Yorker’s have when the light at the end of their tunnel IS New Jersey?
8This may have been Daily or Colbert: “The Outlaw Jersey Whale.”
9From that LynnN, we can say ‘Rogue elephant dumps on GWB.’
10My sister in law in New Joisey says that Christie is nuts. Among other things.
11I just thought of something. Think how fun it would be to help get Gohmert not-elected for President. One hopes. Oh dear. Well, you think he could override Cruz? And any late updates on Papa Cruz’s citizenship and the effects on Ted Cruz’s citizenship? Stay tuned.
12The sad thing is, it’s only a joke if you didn’t live there…
13I feel sorry for the people caught in Christie’s s— fit traffic jams.
14Rachel Maddow has his number and she’s going to keep on calling it. There’s way more to this than he has admitted. Just remember an elephant never forgets.
15Well, it seems, actually, the highway was jammed with broken heroes, on a last chance power drive.
16Which makes his Presidential ambitions the skeletons of burned out Chevrolets.
Chris Crisco, or Fat Fattie, or whatever he’s called today, is a vindictive bully. NJ doesn’t have TV networks (the northern half of the state gets NY, the southern half Philadelphia, approximately), so we in NYC are subjected to their news. There’s talk of impeachment.
17Tubby or not tubby,Fat is the question. Go Shakespeare on his fat arse and place his head on a pike on the GW Bridge as a reminder to all arrogant wingnut pols.
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