Okay, if somebody asked you to name the five airports in the United States where the most guns are confiscated, you’d think a Texas airport would certainly make the list.  But, twice?

Dallas-Fort Worth and Houston’s Bush Intercontinental Airport were second and third only to Atlanta when it comes to the number of loaded or chambered handguns confiscated at TSA checkpoints during 2013, according to the Medill National Security Journalism Initiative.

I hope you’re not wearing your good socks because this part will blow them off.

According the Medill report, the number of guns found has been increasing steadily since 2010, when just over 1,120 were discovered.

Holy cow.

We gun toting states just keep getting dumber by the year.

Now you know as well as I do that they’re only catching about half the people with guns, which makes me get paranoid on airplanes.

I would like to apologize for Texas not because we have too damn many guns but because we have too damn many guns in the hands of dog dump dumb people.