No, Thank Yew, John
Okay, this is way cool. Lookie at how scared Senator John Cornyn is of Crazy Congressman Steve Stockman.
But, bless his heart, John doesn’t realize that going to prison, being nuts, and stealing money is expected in Texas Tea Party circles. Hell, they’ll think he’s their king sent by their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ of the Gun Show.
“Found Valium in his pants” The comedic possibilities for this line are endless, each tackier than the previous one.
1“Valium in his pants.” Y’all owe me a large coffee and a new keyboard.
2Yup, I agree, Valium in his pants is a winner. It’s a phrase that would make a great chorus to a rap song. And even though I don’t care much for that type of “music,” it’s one tune I would definitely listen to.
3Well, good old Edwin Edwards is thinking of running for Congress over in Louisiana. Yeah, he’s a convicted felon, but that apparently doesn’t stop anyone from serving in Congress.
At least he’d be as colorful as the Tea Party fools, only he’s a Democrat.
4Yeah, Braxton, that hurt me, too, but I could not for the life of me think of anything to say about it. It stands proudly on its own.
5The Felon Caucus: Issa and Stockman (currently), and Edwards (future).
6Here are some side effects of Valium-unusual behavior(check),lack of memory of what takes place after a certain event(fund raising?,check),false beliefs that cannot be changed by facts(mega checks). Also is used for muscle spasms-maybe his conscience started twerking with Miley.
7Hmm..
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/10/11/us/insufficiently-conservative-take-that.html?_r=0
http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/tag/texans-for-a-conservative-majority/
http://blog.chron.com/txpotomac/2013/03/texas-lobbyist-launches-hybrid-super-pac/
This one is interesting:
http://sunlightfoundation.com/blog/2013/08/02/13-new-super-pacs/
Just googled the first PAC.
8I see nothing about valium in his pants. They may have taken in off the feed.
An interesting effect on the ad. When I run move my mouse over Stockman’s shady face, it disappears into the shadows.
9So, is that valium in your pants or are you just bored to see me?
10Stockman claims his girlfriend put it there while he was going to jail for DUI or something. Felony drug possesion was later dropped,I believe.
11http://www.texasmonthly.com/story/congressman-clueless/page/0/2
12OMG! Just look at that!!! I once stole a horse in my colorful youth. You think I stand a chance to run for political office and win?
13LynnN: Can’t stop laughing. You take the prize for Best Knee Slapper.
14Maggie, you jist go right on ahead. We’ll all vote for you. Aren’t we a state our own selves?
15I’m just waiting until some of his buds own up to Stockman and failed pharmaceutical experiments in the early ’70’s. “The colors man! Oh I think I just ate blue…”
16LOL @ Micr … I’m laughing at most all the comments, but I have to admit, Micr’s is the absolute best for me! Especially the “… Oh, I think I just ate blue …”
17Makes me wonder what he was trying to find in his pants…..
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