Rick Perry: Giving Aid and Comfort to Stoopid
Holy cow. Just when you thought that Rick Perry couldn’t get any more shockingly blatant with love of hate, this happens.
Perry has appointed Nadine Berry to be Secretary of State in Texas.
Maybe she’s a very nice lady. I dunno because it’s her husband who is always in the headlines.
Michael Berry is a piece of work.
He is a radio talk show host and a former Houston councilman. He calls Houston Mayor Annise Parker “Annise Porker” because that’s just so damn funny. He calls Democrats “libtards,” which is a total riot. His humor development stopped at 6 years old.
To his credit, he did apologize for saying that the mosques near the 911 site would be blown up. But, it was a not-sorry apology.
He is a complete and total drooling at the mouth homophobe. Which is kinda funny since he was charged in a parking lot hit and run at a well-known Houston gay bar at 11:00 at night. He says he just went there for a beer. He lists his religion as a Southern Baptist so we suspect he was going for breaking all ten commandments at once on a Tuesday night. You gotta give him credit – he came damn near close.
The icing on the cake is that he recently opened his own bar in my county — called The Redneck Country Club. It features rednecks, beer and guns and calls itself Patriotic. Instead of the Holy Trinity, Berry has the Patriotic Trinity: Rednecks, beer and guns.
Now if you’re wondering why it’s upsetting to me for his for wife to be appointed Secretary of State, here’s why.
The Texas Secretary of State is in charge of elections. Yes, Michael Berry’s wife is going to be the Katherine Harris of Texas. What could I possibly have to worry about?
It’s complicated, but if he grew up in a Baptist church (I didn’t but I knew a bunch) he was told “once saved always saved” so he doesn’t let that bother him too much. Maybe he had mean parents or mean teachers. I wonder what his wife is like? i mean, just because someone is married to an idiot doesn’t mean that the woman is an idiot too. On second thought, his being the way he is might seriously cut into a good conversation if one had a conscience. Hmm. Perry said “look what a good job she did coming a long way….” Bless their hearts, but how can we find another Secretary of State, since Secy of State regulates voting? Aargh. I’m also one of those folks whose new voter reg. card is worse than the one it corrected.
1How does a redneck hate-monger marry an intelligent Indian-American woman attorney and she stays with him????????
2You are right to worry about this situation, not just because she’s married to this monster, but because Goodhair chose her.
Something stinks here, worse than Steve Stockman’s campaign headquarters.
Is it possible that this gay-bar cruising politician and the guv have more than a political party in common?
3Isn’t this the guy who was trying to raise money to open up the country club by selling advance memberships?
4Oh, no. NOT Secy of State. Most depressing news of the day by far.
5She ain’t gonna last. He is gonna do something super spectacular extraterrestrial stoooopid and ruin them both but good. Ya can always count on a husband like him to do just that!
6This is trouble, all right. Time to check and re-check one’s voter registration card and document every…single…instance of questionable behavior.
7People usually marry someone that shares similar beliefs. But then there’s James Carville and Mary Matlain. But then Mikey ain’t no ordinary Republican either. This is worrisome.
8Sigh.
Oh well.
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